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Author Topic: RUNNING THREAD-The history of Film-Tech Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-13-2005 02:06 AM                     Phil talks about Rachel but he's starting to sound more like her in every post.  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 06-25-2007 02:16 PM                 It has been 834 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-25-2007 02:16 PM                     The History Of Film-Tech 2: Revenge Of The Celuloid Heroes. Many years had passed, and sadly they had lost some valiant warriors in their quest, but the remaining Celuloid Heroes had stayed true to their cause. Joe, Brad, John and now Jeremy had decided the time had come. If ever there was to be a time for them to prove to the world that they meant business, this was the time. Together they made one final pact...even at the risk of losing everything they had worked for, they would make sure  |  IP: Logged Jim Bedford Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 597 From: Telluride, CO, USA (733 mi. WNW of Rockwall, TX but it seems much, much longer) Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-25-2007 05:30 PM                        ....that Phil would never yawn again. So they jumped into Brad's hopped up '44 VW that he brought back from WW II and headed to Cootville to give Phil what he deserved. After a long search and not being able to find Cootville (much less Phil), tired and distracted, they decided to see ZOO (Joe apparently needed some pointers) which was playing at a small, single screen theatre in....  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-25-2007 05:48 PM                  ...and as usual, the pansy squad failed to locate Phil in his secret hiding place. Yawn!  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 06-25-2007 07:23 PM                     But another search team eventually found Phil hiding in a projection booth in another city, cowering between a fifty-year-old but well maintained Simplex X-L with a Peerless Magnarc and a brand new Christie CP-2000 projector. The sight of that shiny new digital box next to the venerable old beast of a machine was too much...  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-26-2007 10:10 AM                        but it convinced Phil that he really like to be with women and he let everyone know.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-26-2007 04:47 PM                  Yawn...  |  IP: Logged Dwayne Caldwell Master Film Handler Posts: 323 From: Rockwall, TX, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 08-14-2007 09:49 PM                     Our celuloid heroes knew that if Phil yawned a third time, it would summon the dreaded pan dimensional and dry challenged Coot Monster to reek its cootness on the city. Jumping into Richard Greco's sleek chick magnet Bell 222 Airwolf replica, our heroes scanned the city with their extremely-old-people-detector (don't ask what it keys on - you really wont like the answer) and found a signature similar to Phil's emitting from the Rialto theater where they were playing a print of Howard's End. Fearing it may already be too late, Joe, Brad, John and Jeremy rappelled near the entrance and burst through the front door with their automatic weapons and derring-do. That's when they faced...  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-14-2007 10:36 PM                  (Dwayne, me thinks you've been smoking WAAAY too much of that I-30 stuff...)  |  IP: Logged Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-15-2007 07:39 AM                     the fact that Barney was already there and had just put his single bullett into his gun and was about to shoot the cootster down...  |  IP: Logged Steve Guttag We forgot the crackers Gromit!!! Posts: 12814 From: Annapolis, MD Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-15-2007 12:09 PM                     [oddly enough, I never saw this thread until now 8/15/07 SG]  |  IP: Logged Dwayne Caldwell Master Film Handler Posts: 323 From: Rockwall, TX, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 08-20-2007 12:41 AM                     ... when John shot Barney in the head. The purple dinosaur collapsed in a heap and began to stain the carpet pink. John looked to his comrades and gave a little wink. "No worries, mates." "I wouldn't know about that," Brad told him grimly and then gave a quick nod in the cooter's direction. What they saw horrified them. Phil was turning into... (you know you love it Phil. )  |  IP: Logged

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