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Topic: Favorite Movie quotes
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Stu Jamieson
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 524
From: Buccan, Qld, Australia
Registered: Jan 2008
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posted 02-17-2008 10:07 AM
"The next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone." - The Devil's Rejects
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - The Life Of Brian
"Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!" - Pulp Fiction
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't trying to kill me." - Chopper
"If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long." - We Own The Night
"We can't do that!" "How do you know? You never tried it." "Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither." - The African Queen
"Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive." "Well, what's wrong with the dog?" "Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay." - The Long Kiss Goodnight
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Bruce Hansen
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Stone Mountain, GA, USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 02-17-2008 12:58 PM
"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges." You know where that's from.
Charlie's Angels: The door bell rings, Cameron Diaz comes to the door with just panties and a T shirt on, and says to the UPS guy who had rung the door bell "Oh, I signed that waver, so you can feel free to stick anything you want in my slot."
And a couple of godies form the old "Taxi" TV show:
Jim, the burned out old hippy went to take his Taxi driver exam. Alex (one of the cabies) came along for support. Jim starts to take the test, but is lost on the first question. Jim wispering to Alex: "What does a yellow light mean?" Alex wispering back: "Slow down." Jim: "W-h-a-t d-o-e-s a y-e-l-l-o-w l-i-g-h-t m-e-a-n?" And this goes back and forth a few times.
Jim comes into the bull pen of the cab company after being away for a while. Boss: "Jim, where have you been?" Jim: "You know I don't work weekends." Boss: "But you've been gone 9 days." Jim: "Yea, didn't we go on the metric system?"
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