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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-12-2009 11:49 AM                        So I'm driving over the hump to Pahrump, minding my own business, when all of sudden some dick in a truck cuts me off! . . .  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 12-13-2009 06:36 PM                  I got somethin' to show ya, Francine! It's long. And it's sleek. And it's powerful. It's mah new 'vette!  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 12-13-2009 07:52 PM                     "Do you have any?" he asked, expecting the answer 'no'.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 12-13-2009 08:54 PM                       I'll have a look, sir. Nnnnnnnno.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 12-14-2009 11:26 AM                     And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-14-2009 11:54 AM                        If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 12-14-2009 06:23 PM                  Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 12-15-2009 01:35 AM                     She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-15-2009 02:20 AM                     "She-eit ! They still owe you money, fool!"  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-15-2009 01:09 PM                        Penguin in bondage...  |  IP: Logged James. R. Deeter Film Handler Posts: 64 From: Belton, MO, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-15-2009 07:02 PM                     What? What country are you from? What? What? Wh - ? "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? What? English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Yes! Yes! Then you know what I'm sayin'! Yes! Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! What? Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 12-16-2009 06:05 AM                     Yes, well...to be expected really. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place...tell me, do you in fact have any cheese here at all?  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-16-2009 06:22 AM                     "Yes Sir. "Really?" "No. Not really, sir."  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 12-16-2009 06:26 AM                     ("I've been completely wasting your time".) "Well, I'm sorry...but I'm going to have to shoot you."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-16-2009 12:32 PM                        What a senseless waste of human protoplasm.  |  IP: Logged

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