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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


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There she was: dejected, desperate, and stoned. Everything I could have hoped for in a woman.

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Manny Knowles
"What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???"

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From: Bloomington, IN, USA
Registered: Feb 2002


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She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't act.

She's a triple threat.

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Tony Bandiera Jr
Film God

Posts: 3067
From: Moreland Idaho
Registered: Apr 2004


 - posted 12-18-2009 10:43 PM      Profile for Tony Bandiera Jr   Email Tony Bandiera Jr   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What the fuck am I doing here?

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001


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Tigers love pepper. They hate Cinnamon.

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


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Description of the perfect girlfriend:
Three feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head so you have a place to put your beer.

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


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"Illinois Nazis"

"I hate Illinois Nazis"

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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That ain't no Hank Williams song!

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

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From: Forsyth, Montana
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Guideline for keeping items in theatre's lost-n-found box:

Major clothing items (jackets, sweaters etc.) - 7 days
Minor clothing items (scarves, gloves, etc.) - 3 days
Jewelry - 14 days
Kids' jewelry - 3 days
Wallets - 30 days
Cell phones - throw directly into incinerator

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


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Mess with me and you sing and dance in the dark.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
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You kids keep your noses clean, you understand?

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Jason Black
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Myrtle Beach, SC, USA
Registered: Nov 2000


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Uh oh.. I'm under Phil... WTF? ;-)

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Frank Angel
Film God

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From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999


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You're not the first, Jason, and you won't be the last.

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


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Thank God!

Oh, and Happy Winter Solstice!

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Adam Martin
I'm not even gonna point out the irony.

Posts: 3686
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: Nov 2000


 - posted 12-21-2009 05:08 PM      Profile for Adam Martin   Author's Homepage   Email Adam Martin       Edit/Delete Post 
Just once, why can't the right thing and the topless thing be the same thing?

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Joe Tommassello
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Coatesville, PA, USA
Registered: Jan 2008


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You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth!

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