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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 01-16-2010 03:07 AM                  quote: Ian Parfrey Saw a can of Dolphin one day. It had "Tuna Free" written on the lid. Ian, you really have a sick/bizarre sense of humor! Ummmm, I like that in a person!  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 01-16-2010 03:40 AM                     Phil  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 01-16-2010 03:47 AM                        Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd and ends diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (....wait for it....) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 01-16-2010 04:03 AM                  Frank, that's hilarious!  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 01-16-2010 06:12 AM                     Frank. Phill stole my thunder. Thats a crack up!  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 01-16-2010 01:18 PM                        English 101: The bandage was wound around the wound.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 01-16-2010 02:01 PM                  I thought "Peter Pan" was a film about a urinal in the men's restroom...  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 01-16-2010 02:26 PM                        I bet you did.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 01-18-2010 12:49 PM                        Pilot's breakfast: A coffee and a piss followed by a donut and a dump.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 01-18-2010 01:51 PM                     Dumpin' Donuts  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 01-18-2010 03:04 PM                        Give a man a match, and he is warm for only a minute.....douse a man with gasoline and light him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 01-18-2010 04:36 PM                     You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 01-18-2010 06:17 PM                        You ask yourself, how much more black can this be? And the answer is, none. None more black.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 01-19-2010 12:57 PM                        On it like white on rice.  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 01-19-2010 03:27 PM                        Summary of those that contributed to page 20  |  IP: Logged

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