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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-07-2010 07:51 PM                     Vuja de is a bit George Carlin once did. So is the chocolate bar on the toilet bit. It was meant to be an obtuse nod to Carlin when I posted it.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-07-2010 08:03 PM                     quote: Randy Stankey Some day I'd like to make a comparison of the two. Save yourself the effort and just get some Vegemite. I believe it can be ordered online.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-07-2010 08:17 PM                     My wife can't believe I eat the stuff. She won't get within 6 feet of an open jar of Marmite. I just can't imagine what she'd say when a jar of Vegemite shows up on the doorstep!  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-07-2010 08:46 PM                        quote: Randy Stankey So is the chocolate bar on the toilet bit. It was meant to be an obtuse nod to Carlin when I posted it. That's weird - I thought I'd heard everything he did but I don't remember anything about a chocolate bar on the toilet. Or is it in one of the books? I was a fussy eater...which is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass"  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-07-2010 08:50 PM                        My wife has a speech defect -- every once in awhile she's forced to stop talking in order to take a breath. Jackie Mason  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 06-07-2010 11:03 PM                     You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-07-2010 11:51 PM                  In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-08-2010 02:42 AM                     I never drink water. Fish fuck in it!  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-08-2010 09:49 AM                        My luck is so bad, if I were an undertaker, people would stop dying. Rodney Dangerfield  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 06-11-2010 09:54 AM                     LOVE THY ENEMIES, for it will totally piss them off.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 06-11-2010 01:15 PM                        Want to drive someone nuts? Send them an IM saying, "Disregard previous IM."  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 06-11-2010 08:14 PM                    Starbucks! ... Disney world! ... Porno! ... Valium! ... Reeboks! ... Fake Tits! ... Sushi! ... Taco Bell! ... Rodeos! ... Bed bath and beyond! ....  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 06-12-2010 12:21 AM                        If it has blades, wheels, or tits, sooner or later you'll have trouble with it.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 06-12-2010 11:16 AM                     He who dies with the most toys is probably a real douchebag!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 06-13-2010 02:02 AM                     Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.  |  IP: Logged

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