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Author Topic: Education Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-31-2008 09:09 AM                        Rated G Lorraine AFTER HALLOWEEN A few days after Halloween, Sara came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked why her grades were so low. Sara answered, "Because everything is marked down after holidays!"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-31-2008 09:17 AM                        Rated G Elaine Trevor, seven, was thrilled with massage cushion his father Geoff gave his mother Tanya. "I love turning it on and massaging my back," the boy told his parents. After the first day back in school following the holiday break, Trevor asked his parents, "Why did the teacher laugh and turn red when I said Daddy gave Mommy a vibrator for Christmas?"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-02-2008 10:38 AM                        Rated G Drew A recent college graduate eager to put his degree to work, my brother began looking for a writing job. After faxing off an application, he decided to reread the document. The very first line read, "I good at writing."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-05-2008 07:08 AM                        Rated PG Denny in Yonkers First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'  |  IP: Logged

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