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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-24-2005 06:44 AM                        Rated G "They can take the fat from your rear and use it to bang out dents in your face. Now that's what I call recycling. It gives a whole new meaning to dancing cheek to cheek." --Anita Wise  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-24-2005 06:47 AM                        Rated G "The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office." -- Will Rogers  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-24-2005 11:01 AM                        Rated G The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated. -- Oscar Wilde  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-25-2005 09:35 PM                        Rated G Quote of the month? With F5 hurricanes, tornados, landslides, fires, flooding and severe thunder storms tearing up the country from one end to the other - and the problems in global strife, war, and viral pestilence ? The quote of the month is: "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-26-2005 06:16 AM                        Rated G "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-27-2005 06:12 AM                        Rated G "Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one." -- AJ Liebling  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-27-2005 02:53 PM                        Rated G "My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud." --Henry Youngman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-28-2005 06:50 AM                        Rated G "A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder." -- Chester Nimitz  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-28-2005 06:58 AM                        Rated G "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." --Laurence J. Peter  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-30-2005 04:10 PM                        Rated G I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. -- James Thurber  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-30-2005 04:47 PM                        Rated G "If there was any justice in this world, oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas stations." --Johnny Carson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-31-2005 07:17 AM                        Rated G "The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities." -- Sophocles  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-01-2005 06:08 AM                        Rated "Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." --Wilson Mizner  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-02-2005 06:25 AM                        Rated G "Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-03-2005 06:33 AM                        Rated G "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." -- Bernard Bailey  |  IP: Logged

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