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Author Topic: Female musicians... a turn on for guys? Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 09-08-2004 02:54 PM                        quote: Michael Schaffer That underlines my earlier statement: only pussies play the guitar. My pussy heads for the hills every time the fan noise from my PC starts up: the decibel output of a guitar would probably give her a heart attack. In any case, I'm sure she'd never contemplate trying to play one! She did once find out through trial and error what happens when paws make contact with piano keys, and was traumatised for about a week afterwards. Given that (from the evidence in the photos) he has five guitars and only one pussy, I now know why Michael is an 'expert cat molester'!  |  IP: Logged Brian Michael Weidemann Expert cat molester Posts: 944 From: Costa Mesa, CA United States Registered: Feb 2004 posted 09-08-2004 08:34 PM                        If I owned a bass, Michael, I'd play it ... but it's not really a singer/songwriter's instrument. What, do you think I play music for a LIVING or something? No, Regal pays the bills, the music keeps me sane. quote: Michael Schaffer Speaking of perverts - 5 guitars in one room I wouldn't say that the having of five guitars (I have two more not pictured, by the way) is what makes me a pervert. The fact that I name them female names might, though. The World Bri'ed GuitARSENAL. And Jen, I'm glad you like my setup. It's about 10 years in the making, and now it's as complete as it needs to be for a while. Thanks for the flock.  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-08-2004 10:14 PM                        quote: Brian Michael Weidemann The fact that I name them female names might, though. Ok... Now that's just too weird for me. I don't know anyone who actually names their instruments. That could be the reason the why girls don't flock. I doubt that's what you are after. Also, the fact that you actually have a page on your site too. I guess it explains your "madness" (j/k) is beyond me. I wonder what I could add to me site... but you guys would probably suggest some very explicit things. I try to keep it G rated now-a-days.  |  IP: Logged Brian Michael Weidemann Expert cat molester Posts: 944 From: Costa Mesa, CA United States Registered: Feb 2004 posted 09-08-2004 11:07 PM                        Yes, because among the first things I mention to girls when I meet them include "By the way, I've named all my guitars." Obviously. But it's not like I even refer to them by their names regularly. However ... yes, I indeed am weird. Never denied that.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 09-09-2004 12:03 AM                     I'd hate to see what Michael thinks of violin players.  |  IP: Logged Ron Yost Master Film Handler Posts: 344 From: Paso Robles, CA Registered: Aug 2003 posted 09-09-2004 12:44 AM                     I thought all guys named their 'instruments'?? Ron Yost .. ex-R&R organ player...talk about most chicks NOT flocking. There were a few at most gigs, tho. Drummer and lead g. attracted the most, for sure. (This was a local central-Calif. surf/cover band, many years ago.) T'was fun!!  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 09-09-2004 07:09 AM                     I don't think naming instruments is too weird. I mean, don't most guys name their cars?  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 09-09-2004 11:16 AM                    I don't think I've ever known a guy to name his car. But I have known girls to do so. Serena and The Black Adder are two female-owned cars I recall.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 09-09-2004 12:00 PM                        Actually my truck has a name. Since it is owned by the company I work for (UltraStar Cinemas), it is known as the UltraMobile.  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 09-09-2004 04:48 PM                     I've known many a man to name their shitbox, the usual was "Ol' Bessy or Betsy".  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-09-2004 09:35 PM                       I had a junky ol' 1980 Ford 2-door sedan, when I got a divorce in '89. "The Road Warrior"  |  IP: Logged Brian Michael Weidemann Expert cat molester Posts: 944 From: Costa Mesa, CA United States Registered: Feb 2004 posted 09-10-2004 12:40 AM                        A few years back, I bought a 1996 Geo Tracker (green!) from a friend of mine for $1500. He had named it Angus. I never called Angus by his name. (Thanks, by the way, to all the kind folks who are adding clicks to my website counter by clicking the link on this page!)  |  IP: Logged Samantha Mendez Film Handler Posts: 16 From: Braidwood Illinois United States of America Registered: Sep 2004 posted 09-18-2004 10:23 PM                     I play guitar.. It's only a turn on for guys that play it also.. Wait.. I think?  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-18-2004 10:38 PM                        quote: Samantha Mendez It's only a turn on for guys that play it also.. That is very true. The guys that I previously dated didn't care if I could play the guitar. But the guys who played the guitar also were more attracted, I guess they appreciate the skill or art of it.  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 09-18-2004 10:43 PM                     Wait, so only trumpeters would find my skill attractive? Hmmm, I like jazz guys...  |  IP: Logged

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