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Author Topic: Massage Parlor Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-09-2006 05:58 AM                        quote: Richard Hamilton Sorry Michael, I just re-read your post, I misunderstood it! I thought you were saying I was making things up. I was, but further up the thread!  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-13-2006 09:34 AM                     O.K. boys and girls, I'm back!!! Hehe. I just got back from Shanghai. Very productive trip! Here is a pic of the city from a boat trip we took on the Huang Pu River. Cool as hell! Shanghai is a beautiful city. Here is a pic of this girl that the president of a company set me up with. I had no idea. We were just driving to TGI Fridays, and he had already arranged for this girl to come with us. She is a friend of his family's, and single. So he was trying to hook us up. We went to a bar and she proceeded to drink me under the table. We played drinking games and she kicked my ass!!! When we arrived at the bar, it was almost the end of happy hour, 2 for 1 drinks. She ordered 10 bottles of beer, so they proceeded to bring 20 bottles of beer to our table!! More to come later! I'm off for a massagee!! Rick  |  IP: Logged John Pytlak Film God Posts: 9987 From: Rochester, NY 14650-1922 Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-13-2006 10:46 AM                        Keep your wits about you when you are negotiating business deals. Be sure the hangover doesn't affect the deal.  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-13-2006 03:58 PM                     John, Thanks for the advice. We have been very fortunate with the companies we are dealing with, and we are lucky to have the right contacts over here. O.k., enough chit chat, time for another pic!!! I decided to get a manicure!!! hehe  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-13-2006 04:42 PM                        quote: John Pytlak Keep your wits about you when you are negotiating business deals. Be sure the hangover doesn't affect the deal. Richard will find out how much truth lies in those words when the order he signed last night for 5 million yoyos which light up in the dark is delivered.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-13-2006 06:11 PM                        quote: Michael Schaffer was the last to post (...ummmm... he may have been the last to post, but he sure didn't post what is in my quote here. DARYL!!!!) You are a man. Why would you do this? I just use a fingernail clipper, I don't even file. Total cost=$0. Wait! I suddenly remembered that only terrorists carry fingernail clippers on airplanes. Therefore you HAVE to do it this way.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-13-2006 07:52 PM                        If he gets himself drunk under the table by a girl (a Chinese girl at that*), then he can also get a manicure. It's all part of the "discover your feminine side" thing. *It is a scientifically established fact, not a racist stereotype, that people of "Asian" origin handle alcohol less successfully than those of "European" or "Western" origin. I think it has something to do with enzymes.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 07-13-2006 08:01 PM                     I carry fingernail clippers onto planes.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-13-2006 08:34 PM                        Did they change the law? Used to be if you tried to carry fingernail clippers onto planes, they'd tackle you and beat you in the face because they figured you'd use them to take over the plane and fly it into one of our buildings. I know they still confiscate Leathermans because I sell the confiscated ones on eBay for $$$.  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-13-2006 09:04 PM                     quote: Chris Hipp I carry fingernail clippers onto planes. Chris, dude you live life on the edge I could rant on and on about the TSA, but thats a different thread! Man, you should have seen the looks I got as I was carrying my "virtual Girl" down the street! Rick  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-13-2006 09:42 PM                        Who gives a crap about these plastic girls? (or you, for that matter?) We want more pictures of REAL girls!  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 07-13-2006 10:26 PM                     I dont know what the law is. I have only flown to mexico though, so maybe it is different. I have them in my carryon bag and noone ever said anything about it. They did get mad at me for not putting my driver's license in the little plastic tub when I went through the metal detector. Of course they got mad at the guy I was standing next to for putting his DL in the plastic tub. Bunch of idiots.  |  IP: Logged Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 07-13-2006 11:00 PM                        Guess they wouldn't let him pack a razor in his luggage. Dude, shave. You'll chase all of the asian girls away and we want to see at least some of them nekkid on here.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-14-2006 02:32 AM                       Smashed!  |  IP: Logged Andy Muirhead Master Film Handler Posts: 323 From: Galashiels, Scotland Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-14-2006 08:03 PM                     I agree this is the best thread ever! Although I must say, now you have got the manicure out of the way, are you gonna get a shave and a haircut?  |  IP: Logged

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