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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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The kerning on "The Blind Side" title is awful. The "Th" in "The" is really bad. The "Bl" in "Blind" is set too close. Generally it's laughable.

At least the title wasn't set in Trajan. Times isn't an easy typeface to space well. And there is no true small capitals weight with that typeface. Oh shit, Trajan Pro does feature true small capitals. Guess we'll see more Trajan.

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Julio Roberto
Jedi Master Film Handler

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

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Who gives a crap about kerning when you can look at Sandra Bullock in a tight dress?

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Allison Parsons
Jedi Master Film Handler

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She looks like Julia Roberts in that poster.

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Brad Miller
Administrator

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Sometimes ads unintentionally reveal a truer meaning. Lynx Bullet deodorant makes you totally sexy. So why is there only one set of footprints?

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
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Sandra has an unfeasibly narrow waist when compared to the movie still. Hell, they've even airbrushed out the wrinkles in her dress. [Eek!]

What's wrong with a few crinkles? With this kind of sterilisation, no wonder many women go ape over their appearance. Whatever happened to natural?

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John Wilson
Film God

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I'm pretty sure there are laws against that sort of thing in public. [Razz]

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
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Curses! Foiled again. [Big Grin]

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Adam Martin
I'm not even gonna point out the irony.

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quote: Brad Miller
So why is there only one set of footprints?
Because he was carrying her when they arrived, leaned on the car for a rest and then departed still attached.

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


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The footprints aren't very deep so that would mean he (assuming it was a male doing the carrying)was coupled to either ..

A. A supermodel

B. A midget

C. An inflatable doll.

..any advances on C?

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John Wilson
Film God

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A Playboy magazine? [Cool]

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
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Digital copy or HARDcopy? [beer]

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Michael Brown
Phenomenal Film Handler

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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE HAVE PHOTOS OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS' CROTCH!

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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Why does the whale have a creepy human eyeball?

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Jean-Marc Toussaint
Film Handler

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very creepy eye indeed...

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