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John Wilson
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Obviously Stevie was the one to OK that pic.

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Jake Spell
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Yes, this guy fails...

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Dominic Espinosa
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Not quite a photoshop fail, but boo on the stock photo catalog...
This is live on Deluxe.com and as well as on the mailers they sent out this week...

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Mike Blakesley
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This isn't a Photoshop fail either, but I call it a Synopsis Fail. This is a direct paste from the Sony website for their movie "Moneyball":

quote:
Based on a true story. Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A and the guy who assembles the team, who has an epiphany: all of baseball conventional wisdom is wrong. Forced to reinvent his team on a tight budget, Beane will have to outsmart the richer clubs. The onetime jock teams with Ivy League grad Peter Brand in an unlikely partnership, recruiting bargain players that the scouts call flawed, but all of whom have an ability to get on base, score runs, and win games. It more than baseball, it a revolution one that challenges old school traditions and puts Beane in the crosshairs of those who say he tearing out the heart and soul of the game.

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Dominic Espinosa
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Wow, Mike. For me to spot the errors it must be pretty bad...and it is...

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John Wilson
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He no lyin'.

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System Notices
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It has been 427 days since the last post.


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Randy Stankey
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Original Site: http://store.americanapparel.net/ssalt-lace.html

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Must be an outtake from the movie, "The Godfather."

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John Wilson
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Frank Angel
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Four-handed piano playing is a neat trick, but it can't touch Kim Novak's talent of playing the left-hand octaves with the back of her head.

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John Wilson
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So this is how Melissa McCarthy really looks...

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...and here she is in the latest poster...

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Jim Cassedy
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Hey mister! ~ Wanna spin my propeller?
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This picture was part of a TARGET store Halloween ad I got by snail mail.
The young man is wearing a "PLANES" character costume.
What, exactly, is holding that propeller up? (maybe that explains the big smile?)
Also, this kid has the strangest set of legs I've ever seen! From where the 'pants'
legs sepeate, his crotch would have to be down somewhere around his knees.
And how about his left hand (on the right) that has only two 'peg-like' fingers?
I hope this poor kid can get all the corrective surgery he needs before he hits
puberty! (and what's with those white lines painted on his face?)
Looking at the original image under magnification, it's obvious this young man
was the victim of some pretty bad cut-&-pasting. You can actually
see that his left leg is simply a mirror image of his right. (or vice-versa)

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John Wilson
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Disney strikes out again... [Eek!]

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Dennis Benjamin
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Why do the two men have the same legs from the waist down?

Article here:

http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/iranian-teen-with-stolen-passport-on-jet-sought-asylum/

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"Two men traveling with stolen passports on a missing Malaysia Airlines jetliner were Iranians who had bought tickets to Europe and were probably not terrorists, law enforcement officials said Tuesday.

The announcement is likely to dampen, at least for now, speculation that the disappearance of the Boeing 777 was linked to terrorism. Police said both men bought their tickets in Thailand and entered Malaysia together.

No debris from the plane has been found. On Tuesday, baffled authorities expanded their search to the opposite side of Malaysia from where it disappeared more than three days ago with 239 people on board.

The airline says the pilots did not send any distress signals, suggesting a sudden and possibly catastrophic incident. Speculation has ranged widely about possible causes, including pilot error, plane malfunction, hijacking and terrorism.
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The two Iranian passport holders who used stolen passports to board the Malaysia Airlines flight, Pouria Nourmohammadi Mehrdad and Delavar Seyed Mohammadreza.Photo: Reuters

News that two of the passengers were traveling with stolen passports immediately fueled speculation of foul play. However, Malaysian police chief Khalid Abu Bakar told a news conference Tuesday that investigators had determined one was a 19-year-old Iranian, Pouria Nourmohammadi Mehrdad, and that it seemed likely that he was planning to migrate to Germany.
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International students in Zhuji, in China’s Zhejiang province, light candles to pray for passengers aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 on March 10.Photo: Reuters

“We believe he is not likely to be a member of any terrorist group,” Khalid said.
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Malaysia Airlines planes sit on the tarmac at Kuala Lumpur International Airport March 11.Photo: REUTERS/Edgar Su

Interpol identified the second man as a 29-year-old Iranian, Delavar Seyed Mohammadreza, and released an image of the two boarding a plane at the same time. Interpol Secretary General Ronald K. Noble said the two men traveled to Malaysia on their Iranian passports, then apparently switched to their stolen Austrian and Italian documents.

He said speculation of terrorism appeared to be dying down “as the belief becomes more certain that these two individuals were probably not terrorists.”

Khalid said the 19-year-old man’s mother was waiting for him in Frankfurt and had been in contact with police. He said she contacted Malaysian authorities to inform them of her concern when her son didn’t get in touch with her.

He also said there was no truth to a statement by at least one other government official that five passengers had checked in for the flight but never boarded the airplane.

The plane took off from Kuala Lumpur, on the western coast of Malaysia, early Saturday en route to Beijing. It flew across Malaysia into the Gulf of Thailand at 35,000 feet (11,000 meters) and then disappeared from radar screens.

Authorities have said the plane may have attempted to turn back toward Kuala Lumpur.
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Crew members from a Vietnamese air force helicopter survey waters off Phu Quoc.Photo: AFP/Getty

The hunt began on Saturday near the plane’s last known location. But with no debris found there, the search has been systematically expanded to include areas the plane could have reached with the fuel on board. That is a vast area in which to locate something as small as a piece of an aircraft.

Malaysia Airlines said search-and-rescue teams have expanded the scope beyond the flight path to the Straits of Malacca between Malaysia’s western coast and Indonesia’s Sumatra island — the opposite side of Malaysia from its last known location.

An earlier statement said the western coast of Malaysia was “now the focus,” but the airline subsequently said that phrase was an oversight.

“The search is on both sides,” civil aviation chief Azharuddin Abdul Rahman said.

The search currently includes nine aircraft and 24 ships from nine countries that have been scouring the Gulf of Thailand on the eastern side of Malaysia. Land areas also are being searched.

China, where two-thirds of the passengers are from, urged Malaysian authorities on Tuesday to “speed up the efforts” to find the plane. It has sent four ships, with another four on the way.

A shopping mall in Beijing suspended advertising on its large outdoor LED screen to display a search timer — an image of an airplane along with a digital clock marking the time since contact with the flight was lost.

Assuming the plane crashed into the ocean or disintegrated in midair, there will likely still be debris floating in the ocean, but it may be widely spread out, and much may have already sunk. In past disasters, it has taken days or longer to find wreckage.

The United States has sent two Navy ships, at least one of which is equipped with helicopters, and a P-3C Orion plane with sensors that can detect small debris in the water. It said in a statement that the Malaysian government has done a “tremendous job” organizing the land and sea search effort.

Vietnamese planes and ships are also taking part.

Lt. Gen. Vo Van Tuan, deputy chief of staff of the Vietnamese People’s Army, said authorities on land had also been ordered to search for the plane, which could have crashed into mountains or uninhabited jungle. He said military units near the border with Laos and Cambodia had been instructed to search their regions also.

“So far we have found no signs … so we must widen our search,” he said."

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Steve Matz
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JAYLO with Baby JAYLO [Confused]

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