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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-18-2010 11:21 AM                        quote: Paul Mayer I'm so bored I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. ...Guess I'll shit on my watch! --George Carlin  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-18-2010 12:05 PM                        Oh bat shit! . . . . . Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-19-2010 08:04 PM                     There is a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat, there is a turd in the punch bowl.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-19-2010 09:16 PM                     Oh, really Vernon???  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-20-2010 12:40 AM                        Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-20-2010 04:10 PM                        And then there's "tits." That word doesn't even belong on the list! It's such a friendly word. Sounds like a nickname. "Hey, Tits, meet Toots! Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." Or maybe a snack! I know, it is, right? But I don't mean your sexist snack...I'm talking about new, Nabisco Tits! And new Cheese Tits! Corn Tits, Rice Tits....Tater Tits! Betcha can't eat just one!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-20-2010 05:27 PM                        So here I am, waiting on the guy who's waiting on me, to form a brain stem. "Pizza Pronto"? How 'bout "Pizza Sometime Fucking Next Week"!  |  IP: Logged Stu Jamieson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 524 From: Buccan, Qld, Australia Registered: Jan 2008 posted 03-21-2010 07:12 AM                     So this guy goes into a talent agency and says,"Listen, I've got this great act!"............  |  IP: Logged Damien Taylor Master Film Handler Posts: 493 From: Perth, Western Australia Registered: Apr 2007 posted 03-21-2010 08:28 AM                     It's a family thing.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-21-2010 11:12 AM                     Go-kart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-21-2010 12:45 PM                        Blood! Gore! Kill the women and children first!  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 03-21-2010 01:22 PM                     How can you shoot women or children? Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 03-21-2010 01:40 PM                     "This thing has been frozen in ice for twenty million years so I figure it must be lonely"  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-21-2010 04:38 PM                  "Acting is like masturbation - one either does it or one doesn't, but one never talks about it."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-21-2010 08:40 PM                        The only difference between an actress and a hooker is the hooker fakes orgasm a little better.  |  IP: Logged

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