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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-18-2010 03:55 PM                  I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good)  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-18-2010 10:57 PM                        If YOU don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 04-19-2010 11:12 AM                     Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-19-2010 06:00 PM                        There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-19-2010 08:46 PM                        I found out last week that my cat was embezzling from me. He'd go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take'em down to the bank and cash'em....disguised AS ME... and I never would have found out, except one night, I was down in the basement where he sleeps... and there's about three million dollars worth of cat toys down there. So now I'M stuck with three million dollars worth of cat toys!! Oh sure -- they're fun....  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-20-2010 11:54 AM                        I Feel Good!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 04-21-2010 08:56 PM                     Film-Tech is taped before a live studio audience.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-21-2010 09:33 PM                        Put black on the line. Roll tape! "A's away and locked." "B's away and locked." Standby slate Up on 2. Slate it! "This is 'Film-Tech' for Wednesday 21 April 2010" In black and in ten. Roll C! Put C up. "In three, two, one..." We're in the open... Stand by announce Stand by fly to 2 Stand by to cue the so-called talent And... announce! Ready to fly 2... "Ladies and gentlemen..." Cue his ass! Fly to 2! "...Phil Hill!" Ready 4 on a dissolve... Dissolve 4! Ready 2 on a dissolve and push... Dissolve 2! Two, push to the knees please OK, hose 'em down. Where'd we get this audience, traffic court? Home base everyone! Only 55 more minutes of this shit... Oops, sorry. Practicing for my first TV directing gig in about 12 years.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-21-2010 09:45 PM                     Are you a smoker?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-21-2010 09:55 PM                        #REDIRECT[[]]  |  IP: Logged Clint Koch Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1435 From: San Luis Obispo, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 04-22-2010 04:02 PM                     Aaannndd CUT  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 04-22-2010 04:19 PM                     I would say print it but some rat bastard is using videotape..  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-22-2010 09:13 PM                        "Film-Tech" uses the latest in non-linear editing workflows - we're all disc- or solid-state-based memory here, on both Avid and FCP workstations (we're doing some evaluations). Tape? We don't need no steenking tape! I need a new drug...  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 04-23-2010 03:25 AM                     The universe is sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipment.  |  IP: Logged William T. Parr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 823 From: Cedar Park, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 04-23-2010 07:44 AM                     Nice  |  IP: Logged

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