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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Robert John Jeromson Master Film Handler Posts: 264 From: Auckland, New Zealand Registered: Jul 2004 posted 04-29-2010 03:48 AM                     quote: Joe Elliott Laughter is the best medicine Unless your suffering from severe bronchitis I guess?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-29-2010 12:18 PM                        Booze is the answer  |  IP: Logged Mitchell Dvoskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1869 From: West Milford, NJ, USA Registered: Jan 2001 posted 04-29-2010 12:25 PM                     > Booze is the answer Alcohol kills germs, so when you are sick you should drink as much alcohol as possible. My initials are MD, so I am qualified to recommend this...  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 04-29-2010 01:59 PM                     Just how long IS that piece of string?  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 04-29-2010 02:02 PM                     What this thread needs is . . . MORE COWBELL!!!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-29-2010 02:50 PM                        Cow. Mmmmmmmm. Costco has some good prices on filets right now and the patio grill is just sitting there staring at us...  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-29-2010 04:09 PM                  Remember how I found you there, Alone in your electric chair. I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. You were lonely for a man, I said take me as I am...  |  IP: Logged Mitchell Dvoskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1869 From: West Milford, NJ, USA Registered: Jan 2001 posted 04-29-2010 04:49 PM                     The last person who posts here  |  IP: Logged Robert Minichino Master Film Handler Posts: 350 From: Haskell, NJ, USA Registered: Dec 2005 posted 04-29-2010 04:56 PM                        here  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 04-29-2010 05:12 PM                     Say man, what is that funlky smell, And that brown thing coming out of that dog's tail? Smells worse than the US senate The guy in front of me, he just stepped in it Well it's dog here, dog there God dang dog everywhere Got the Amsterdam dog blues  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-29-2010 10:54 PM                        All of the knights sat around the square table flinging camel Now congress flings bull But back then bull hadn't been invented When in came David "Ho" cried David "Ho who?" said the king "Asshole!" cried David "For that you shall be punished," said the king "You shall spend the next 14 days in our deepest darkest dankest dampest dungeon" "Fed on nothing but water and Exlax" "But I shall die!" cried David "No, but you shall " said the king And he did for in those days the king's word was law Fourteen days later the king called David forth But David slipped on a pile of and came in fifth Enraged, David picked up the pile of and threw it at random But Random ducked and it hit the king " !" screamed the king 2000 royal asses strained "Where's the queen?" cried the king "She's in bed with laryngitis" (dirty Bohemian bastard) "Screw the queen and screw Laryngitis too!" 2000 slaves were trampled in the rush The queen got screwed and Laryngitis got his balls wound off And they all lived happily ever after.  |  IP: Logged Mitchell Dvoskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1869 From: West Milford, NJ, USA Registered: Jan 2001 posted 04-30-2010 12:00 PM                     Some people use statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost, for support rather than illumination.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-30-2010 12:32 PM                     47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 04-30-2010 01:15 PM                        That's just like... your opinion, man.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-30-2010 02:03 PM                        And everyone has a right to my opinion.  |  IP: Logged

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