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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1049
From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


 - posted 05-03-2010 11:00 PM      Profile for Ian Parfrey   Email Ian Parfrey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Yes, and there's a nice polished knob as well.

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

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From: Forsyth, Montana
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Non!

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John Wilson
Film God

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From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


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May The 4th Be With You...

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1049
From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


 - posted 05-04-2010 01:12 AM      Profile for Ian Parfrey   Email Ian Parfrey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
There are two groups of people in the world; those who believe that the world can be divided into two groups of people, and those who don't.

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Adam Martin
I'm not even gonna point out the irony.

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From: Dallas, TX
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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

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From: Forsyth, Montana
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Why do dogs start barking for no reason? It's like they go outside at night, look around and say "Hmmmm....it's pretty quiet...think I'll bark it up a bit! ARFF ARRFFF ARRFF"

What if people did that? What if you just went outside at night and started going "Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!"

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


 - posted 05-04-2010 01:43 AM      Profile for Paul Mayer   Author's Homepage   Email Paul Mayer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Mark! Mark! MarkMarkMark!
Dog with a hairlip

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


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Cat Theorem:

A cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.

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Mitchell Dvoskin
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: West Milford, NJ, USA
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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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Tony Bandiera Jr
Film God

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From: Moreland Idaho
Registered: Apr 2004


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95% of all guys admit they masturbate and 5% are liars. [Big Grin]

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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I think you got that back asswards, Tony.

5% of guys admit they masturbate and 95% are liars. [uhoh]

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Tony Bandiera Jr
Film God

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From: Moreland Idaho
Registered: Apr 2004


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Not surprising I have a lot on my mind right now...and not good thoughts [Frown]

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Ian Parfrey
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E
Registered: Feb 2009


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"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
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It could be that the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

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Joe Elliott
Master Film Handler

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From: Port Orange, Fl USA
Registered: Oct 2006


 - posted 05-05-2010 11:25 AM      Profile for Joe Elliott   Email Joe Elliott   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum sonatur.

Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

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