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Topic: Hey you, you suck! (AKA: Outing bad film handlers)
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Chris Erwin
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 195
From: Olive Hill,KY
Registered: Oct 1999
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posted 09-11-2006 07:54 AM
quote: Barry Floyd What made it worse was whenever the booth-monkey at the "Bran Hollywood 20" in Bartlett, TN broke down the print the night before - just started filling reels until they were full, then randomly cutting the film whenever the reel got full. By doing this, they were actually able to completely eliminate the need for one entire shipping reel... which they did not enclose in the box. I open the box and about shit, thinking I'm missing reel 5, and hour and a half before I'm supposed to go on screen. Called ETS/Deluxe and tell them I'm missing a reel... While I was waiting for a return phone call from ETS/Deluxe, I finally figured out what had happened the night before and was able to get the print put together. After figuring it out, building the print and spinning Talladega back to the platter from 6k's, I had 10 minutes to spare before I went on screen.
Barry,
Similar issue with Barnyard. I figured out you can put Reels 5 and 6 on one shipping reel. That's what the last theatre did with the print I had. Found the Head and Tail of Reel 5 loose in the box. They had put 6 and 5 on the same reel and only used head and tail of 6.
Barnyard must be a problem print. A D/I close to us had their print spocket run.
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Brad Miller
Administrator

Posts: 17775
From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-15-2006 12:47 PM
Hey Cinemark Webb Chapel in Dallas, TX...can you guess? Yup, that's right, YOU SUCK!!!
9-14-06 7:00pm Big auditorium on the left (I think it is #5)
So here's the scenario, we arrive early for a screening of Jackass 2. I head to the concession stand where I have to ask FOUR people behind the counter for a drink. Yes you read that right, the first THREE said various versions of "oh I'm not open ask them". So I get to the fourth person and she fills the drink and handles the order well. Had the other people not been milling about behind the concession stand, I would've given the concession 5 out of 5 stars. However I give them 3 out of 5 because the service was annoying until I found the REAL on-duty concessionist. The quality of the product was good.
The lobby and auditorium were clean and well kept. The ticket taker was also extremely polite. 5 out of 5 stars awarded.
The presentation started with magnificently scratched black leader. We're talking black leader that isn't even black it's been used so much with green and yellow scratches. It was shockingly bad. This isn't looking good.
Ok so now a bad splice goes through and we see the Paramount logo. No scratches, all looks good. Oh no wait it doesn't! The picture is...
*Out of frame *Out of focus *The aperture is spilling a couple of feet off onto the left masking and the right edge of the picture is not reaching the right masking. *The aperture is being jacked with in it's holder vertically (Christie projector) for the first few minutes trying to get it to stay in place.
So let's start with the framing. Did the "projectionist" even notice? Of course he did, good boy. Unfortunately he had no clue on how to frame a 1.85 movie and framed it with the "if you don't see framelines, it must be in frame" mentality. The film ran the entire movie framed too high, frequently cutting off actor's heads. Pathetic.
How about that aperture? Well I'm honestly surprised on a high profile paid rental screening that even a technically inept projectionist wouldn't have at least kicked the damn console over to the side to at least get through the show. (Of course this should've been all checked out before the people were even let into the auditorium.) As far as the vertical alignment goes, he ended up finally getting that aperture into a decent position, even though the aperture was overcut, so I guess he did the best with what he had.
So clearly I am plenty impressed as it is...but wait there's more! The focus was jacked with during the first few minutes of the movie and then left out of focus. As the first two reels played, the focus got more and more atrocious! The left and right sides of the image were semi-sharp, but the center was just buckling and shaking wildly in and out of focus so badly that we couldn't even tell what actor we were looking at until he was framed to the sides of the image. Clearly this theater has a severe heat issue in this auditorium and nobody has bothered to fix it. I wonder how many years this theater has been presenting movies like this.
So by the end of reel 2 I think to myself I really don't want to miss any of this stupidity, but at the rate the focus is declining I have no choice but to go out and try to find an employee. So I leave the auditorium, find a guy in charge of the screening and let him know, and within a minute or so the focus is fixed...at least as good as apparently can be expected from this theater.
Then about 2 minutes later it is blurry again!
But then about 5 minutes later it is brought back to semi-acceptable focus!
But then it continues to steadily decline throughout the rest of the movie, as expected.
Sweet Jesus people...WAKE UP!!!
I won't even get into how bad the sound was. Regardless, Cinemark Webb Chapel gets an average management score, but their projection department all deserves to be fired, then taken out back and shot in the head for sucking so bad. The only thing they didn't screw up in the presentation was scratch the print (but that could've been happening after the film passed through the gate). Cinemarks are not normally this bad.
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