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Topic: MPAA, you suck!
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Aaron Sisemore
Flaming Ribs beat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups any day!

Posts: 3061
From: Rockwall TX USA
Registered: Sep 1999
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posted 12-16-2003 02:57 AM
Yet another scathing review of how stupid CRAP Code is:
It's supposed to be a review of 'Master & Commander, but more time is spent bashing the CRAP Code
Epic, grandiose and brilliant, "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World" is nonetheless marred by a smirking performance by Russell Crowe and a new problem affecting studio releases in 2003, piracy prevention marking.
Yes, my fantastic movie-going experience watching this often- beautiful film was nearly destroyed by the appearance of distinct dots throughout one of the film's most engrossing scenes. The scene in question features a torrential storm and its effect leaves one featured shipmate of the crew that is our protagonist here stranded and left for dead. But I couldn't tell you what shipmate/actor it was because I got incredibly distracted during the highly important scene by the appearance (no less than six times) of dots in light areas of the frame. These dots are now being splayed across the frames of studio films in the lab, by the order of the film's distributor(s) (i.e. the "studio") in order that the print may be "marked" so that if someone pirates it (copies it and distributes it), the source print can be identified and the culprit more easily tracked.
This is a new trend in the theatrical exhibition of films and one that is about to cause this viewer to abandon watching films at the theater altogether. This revolting and ugly effect took me out of what was a truly captivating scene in a wonderful film to the point of where I completely lost track of what was going on in the story. Because of this, a pivotal plot point of the film totally escaped me. This left me so angry that it took me an additional five minutes to recover and get back into the film. It is completely unnecessary for the studio to allow such a thing to occur.
All this was done for a concept that is highly questionable. Not only is piracy NOT an issue in the United States, but many studies that have been completed about piracy have lead to the overwhelming conclusion that films are copied and "stolen" at the level of the labs and the other areas within the studio system itself. In other words, it is not consumers who are pirating films but those contractors/ sub-contractors and agencies who work for the studios who are responsible. For the studios to allow the domestic releases of their fare to be marred for a supposed crime that simply is not taking place (at least, not in the ridiculous numbers that they suggest it is) is simply unacceptable.
As consumers, we must do all that we can to change and eradicate this insipid new program established by "Hollywood." I suggest that we write letters, get on-line and complain at every opportunity and, if necessary begin to boycott films that have these marks.
As for "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World," it is a brilliant film, one of the best you will see during this holiday season, even if it takes 20 minutes to get used to Crowe's thespianism run amuck. Go immediately to the nearest multiplex showing the film and buy a ticket. Watch the movie and try not to let those disturbing markings in the film ruin the feature for you. Then, when the film is over, go out to the lobby, get a manager, and demand that they give you your money back since the print was "dirty" and "marred."
...Back to your regularly scheduled Film-Tech session...
-Aaron
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Frank Angel
Film God

Posts: 5305
From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 12-16-2003 03:55 AM
Again, I have to ask, where is NATO on this issue? Do they just sit around collecting dues from their theatre members? Isn't it painfully obvious that if people start reacting like that reviewer it can only be bad for box office business?
It would be in the theatre owner's best interest as well as the interest of the consumer, his ticket buyer, to do the same as the writer suggests -- refuse to play films that are so blantly scarred with these crap codes. NATO should take an agressive stand and inform the studios that supplying prints that are mared with non-picture information in the image area will be considered a damaged print and thus put the studio in breach of their own Master Contract which obligates them to supply prints in good condition, discounting normal wear and tear. NATO should make a statement that if the studio delivers prints that contain deliberate, distracting marks in the image area, they will be considered prints not "in good condition" as contractually required and will be considered by the NATO member as a breach of contract. That then puts the ball in the theatre owners ball park. The theatre could pull the picture because the studio deliberatly sent a print that will cause the theatre to loose business.
NATO should be very sensitive to the fact that unhappy customers will be ruinous for business. All that has to happen is a few high profile reviews like Ebert and Ropert slam this practice, and it could easily become an abatros around the studios' necks that they will want to be rid of quicker than they send titles to DVD.
Hmmm, why not send off an email to those two, perhaps quoting the above. Start a fire....who knows, it could become an inferno.
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Thomas Procyk
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1842
From: Royal Palm Beach, FL, USA
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 12-16-2003 12:27 PM
Of course, I meant destroying the prints in jest. They would probably charge you and/or pull all your bookings for that studio if you returned them a buzzsawed reel.
John has a GREAT idea. Let's swamp all the organizations, (Studios, MPAA, NATO, etc.) with letters explaining our dissatisfaction with X presentation at X theater because of the crap code. If you see a movie at the theater, send a letter to the theater's corporate office (although with some chains, you'll only get a pass or two with a "Dear Valued Customer" letter) letting them know that you were distracted by this.
We should start the Film-Tech Lobbying Organization. "FTLO" sounds official, too! Imagine, "Oh shit! The FTLO is after us again!"
=TMP=
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