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Author Topic: Medical System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 12-24-2016 12:25 PM                 It has been 377 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 12-24-2016 12:25 PM                        Rated PG..... Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.  |  IP: Logged Harold Hallikainen Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 906 From: Denver, CO, USA Registered: Aug 2009 posted 12-24-2016 12:28 PM                        I did some design work for a company that manufactures breast pumps. They had a poster with a nice picture and the caption "Fast food - Two convenient locations."  |  IP: Logged

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