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Bob Maar
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posted 11-14-2002 12:05 PM

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"After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations."

--Henry Louis Mencken, on Shakespeare

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:24 AM

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"Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them."

--Aristotle

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:26 AM

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"The United States remains the last best hope for a mankind plagued by tyranny and deprivation. America is no stronger than its people - and that means you and me. Well, I believe in you, and I believe that if we work together then one day we will say, ``We fought the good fight. We finished the race We kept the faith.'' And to our children and our children's children we can say, ``We did all that could be done in the brief time that was given to us here on earth."

--Ronald Reagan

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:28 AM

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"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

--Charles Schulz

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:30 AM

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"A man is not completely born until he is dead."

--Benjamin Franklin

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:32 AM

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"A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery."

--Unknown

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:34 AM

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"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life."

--William Arthur Ward

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:36 AM

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"A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing."

--Charles M Schwab American stockbroker

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:37 AM

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"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."

--Helen Keller

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:40 AM

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"The ideals that have lighted my way and time after time have give me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty and Truth."

--Albert Einstein

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-15-2002 09:47 AM

Rated G Doctor Doctor V

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running ?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up !

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease !

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet !

Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know ?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window !

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it ?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties !

Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that !

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction !

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
Well I can't believe that !

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy !

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-18-2002 04:42 PM

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"The past is but the beginning of a beginning, and all that is and has
been is but the twilight of the dawn."

-- H. G. Wells

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-18-2002 04:43 PM

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"The past is a work of art, free of irrelevancies and loose ends."

-- Max Beerbohm

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-18-2002 04:52 PM

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the underdogin the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

--Mark Twain

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Bob Maar
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posted 11-18-2002 04:55 PM

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"Sunrise: day's great progenitor."

-- Emily Dickinson

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