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Bob Maar
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posted 08-07-2002 09:13 PM

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"Man's best support is a very dear friend."

-- Cicero

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posted 08-08-2002 05:44 AM

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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a
monster.And if you gaze for long into the abyss,the abyss gazes also into you."

--Nietzsche

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posted 08-08-2002 07:49 AM

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"I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me
somebody."

-- Louis L'Amour

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posted 08-08-2002 07:54 AM

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"The bravest are the tenderest. The loving are the daring."

-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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posted 08-08-2002 09:14 AM

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"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing."

--Salvador Dali

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posted 08-08-2002 09:23 AM

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"To accept what comes, regardless of the consequences, is to be unafraid."

-- John Cage

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posted 08-17-2002 10:57 AM

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"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because theyshare a common enemy."

--Sam Levenson

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Bob Maar
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posted 08-19-2002 03:29 AM

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"We must say congratulations to Martha Stewart–last week she unloaded all her US Air stock."

--Jay Leno

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posted 08-19-2002 03:31 AM

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"In Florida, a jewel thief stole a 16-inch 30-karat diamond necklace and swallowed it! He was arrested by police and the necklace was recovered after he passed it. The necklace was returned and is now up for auction on eBay. Right now the highest bid is $1.17."

-- David Letterman:

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Bob Maar
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posted 08-19-2002 03:46 AM

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"The most persistent threat to freedom, to the rights of Americans, is fear."

--George Meany, American labor leader (1894-1980)

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posted 08-19-2002 10:15 AM

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"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats
that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"

-- Jason Alexander

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Bob Maar
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posted 08-19-2002 11:19 AM

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"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

--Groucho Marx

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posted 08-19-2002 08:16 PM

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"There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval."

- - George Santayana

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posted 08-19-2002 08:54 PM

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"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

-- Samuel Butler

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Bob Maar
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posted 08-20-2002 06:46 AM

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"I was such an ugly kid...when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."

--Rodney Dangerfield

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