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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-28-2003 04:29 PM                        Rated G "You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake." --Jeannette Rankin (1880 - 1973)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-28-2003 04:32 PM                        Rated G "Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-28-2003 04:37 PM                        Rated G "Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired." --Titus Maccius Plautus (254 BC - 184 BC), Trinummus  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-31-2003 03:18 PM                        Rated G "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." --Franklin P. Jones  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-04-2003 09:40 PM                        Rated G Respect yourself and others will respect you. --Confucius  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-05-2003 11:36 AM                        Rated G "It's not the men in my life that count - It's the life in my men." May West  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-05-2003 11:41 AM                        Rated G "I was married by a judge.I should have asked for a jury." --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-05-2003 11:43 AM                        Rated G "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing.She goes Tuesdays,I go Fridays." --Henry Youngman  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 02-06-2003 04:29 AM                        Rated G "Choose your company before you drink" ~Welsh proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-10-2003 07:18 AM                        Rated G "My wife's a water sign.I'm an earth sign.Together we make mud." --Rodney Dangerfield  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-13-2003 06:09 AM                        Rated G "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;I'm beginning to believe it." --Clarence Darrow  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-17-2003 02:40 PM                        Rated G "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." --Wendell Johnson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-24-2003 01:30 PM                        Rated G For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve. Bhagavad Gita (250 BC - 250 AD), Chapter 2  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-24-2003 01:31 PM                        Rated G Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. --George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-26-2003 03:42 PM                        Rated G "Old age is fifteen years older than I am." --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.  |  IP: Logged

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