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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 08:46 AM                       "A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done." -Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 09:31 AM                       How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? -- George Carlin  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 09:49 AM                       Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -- George Carlin  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 09:50 AM                       Gas prices are affecting my sex life. With prices at $2 a gallon, I only date women in a 5-gallon radius. -- Paul Rodriguez  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 09:59 AM                       He who laughs last thinks slowest.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-24-2003 05:47 PM                        Rated G "Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk in order to provide articles for people who can't read." --Frank Zappa  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-26-2003 02:29 PM                        Rated G "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-26-2003 02:33 PM                        Rated G "As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death." --Leonardo da Vinci  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-05-2003 06:42 AM                        Rated G "A beauty queen in Thailand had to give up her crown because organizers discovered she's a man.They should have been able to figure it out because her talent was peeing standing up." --Conan O'Brien  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-09-2003 11:36 AM                        Rated G "If I have any beliefs about immortality,it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-15-2003 11:22 AM                        Rated G "Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry." --Sir Winston Churchill, November 11, 1937  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-15-2003 12:19 PM                        Rated G "Oh, I can't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. If I use them I break out in handcuffs." --Actor and reformed addict Robert Downey Jr.  |  IP: Logged Brian Zeisler Film Handler Posts: 39 From: West Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 04-16-2003 03:22 AM                     "although I would rather be between Misato's melons ....this is a place I want to be when I die." -Kaji: neon genisis evangelion  |  IP: Logged Brian Zeisler Film Handler Posts: 39 From: West Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 04-16-2003 03:23 AM                     "paranoia is just a higher state of existance"  |  IP: Logged Brian Zeisler Film Handler Posts: 39 From: West Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 04-16-2003 03:23 AM                     The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The road back is paved with humility. Pride covers a lot of sins. –James garner- ya-ya sisterhood  |  IP: Logged

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