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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Brian Zeisler Film Handler Posts: 39 From: West Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 04-16-2003 03:24 AM                     "We are aided by the nature of reality, and the arrow of entropy. It is always easier to tear down than to build, to make chaos rather than order. To render a society ungovernable rather than to govern effectively  |  IP: Logged Brian Zeisler Film Handler Posts: 39 From: West Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 04-16-2003 03:25 AM                     I don’t know what it is, I always get a kick out of pissing in another man’s bowl. - tyler creed, wolf lake -  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-16-2003 07:58 AM                        Rated G "Can't act. Can't sing. Balding. Can dance a little." MGM Excutive. reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.-1928  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-23-2003 11:23 AM                        Rated G "If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. However -- if life gives you a pickle, you might as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting." --Clifton J. Gray  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-01-2003 11:59 AM                        Rated PG "I once dated a guy who was so dumb he could not count to twenty-one unless he was naked." --Joan Rivers  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-05-2003 10:49 AM                        Rated G "The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." --Franklin D. Roosevelt  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-05-2003 10:52 AM                        Rated G "If I knew I was going to live this long,I'd have taken better care of myself." Mickey Mantle (attributed)  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 05-05-2003 12:41 PM                        "I can`t eat as much as I would like to throw up." Kurt Tucholsky, German writer, when he saw the Nazis march through Berlin after taking power in 1933 "Mozart and Haydn, who I both knew personally very well, were persons whose behaviour gave absolutely no hint of the genius living within them. Primitive jokes, childish pranks and silly games were far more interesting to them than serious conversation. Once I had invited them to an evening society of music and literature, and they started moving the furniture around and playing hide and seek." From the memoirs of an Austrian baroness  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-06-2003 08:13 AM                        Rated G "Love doesn't make the world go round - it makes the ride worthwhile." --Anonymous Author  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-15-2003 07:24 AM                        Rated G "That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked." --Bill Cosby  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-15-2003 07:39 AM                        Rated G "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." -- Red Skelton  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-15-2003 07:42 AM                        Rated PG "According to 'Men's Health' magazine, 71% of men feel their dog understands them at some telepathic level. That's because men and dogs have the same interests - eat, sleep, play ball, and hump." -- Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-15-2003 07:53 AM                        Rated G "Leaders must not be naive.I used to say,'Liars shouldn't lie.' What a sad waste of words that is.I found out liars are supposed to lie.That's why we call them liars - they lie! What else would you expect them to do?" -- Jim Rohn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-15-2003 12:44 PM                        Rated R "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:Either you have diarrhea,or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-20-2003 07:16 AM                        Rated G "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." ~~Henny Youngman  |  IP: Logged

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