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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-18-2003 06:37 PM                        Rated G "It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,drunk,or running for office." -- Shirley MacLaine  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-25-2003 09:33 AM                        Rated G "A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950); English dramatist.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-29-2003 07:32 PM                        Rated G Lorraine I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 4 today. Henny Youngman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-30-2003 09:06 AM                        Rated G "The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were." --David Brinkley (1920 - 2003)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-30-2003 09:12 AM                        Rated G "Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-30-2003 09:15 AM                        Rated G A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. --H. L. Mencken  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-30-2003 09:27 AM                        Rated G "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  |  IP: Logged Bill Gabel Film God Posts: 3873 From: Technicolor / Postworks NY, USA Registered: Jan 2002 posted 06-30-2003 10:20 AM                     Rated G "Bartender, I will have another round of Martini's. And don't forget the onions." Bob Maar (Last Week)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-30-2003 08:53 PM                        Rated G "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." --Henny Youngman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-06-2003 08:58 AM                        Rated G "Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.First of all you force him to drop the banana; second,you eat the banana, thus disarming him.You have now rendered him helpless." -- Monty Python  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-07-2003 12:22 PM                        Rated G "From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-07-2003 12:34 PM                        Rated G "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-08-2003 06:23 PM                        Rated G "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18." --Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-16-2003 12:03 PM                        Rated G "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.But when I got to be twenty-one,I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." ---Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-16-2003 08:08 PM                        Rated G "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." -- Albert Einstein  |  IP: Logged

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