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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-21-2003 03:46 PM                        Rated G "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house,that's what it means." ---George Burns  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-24-2003 09:30 AM                        Rated G "We are most alive when we're in love." --John Updike (1932 - )  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-25-2003 07:08 AM                        Rated G "If there are no dogs in Heaven,then when I dieI want to go where they went." -- Will Rogers  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-15-2003 01:26 PM                        Rated G "My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like 'Cripes.' For Cripe's sake. Who would that be, Jesus Cripes? The son of 'Gosh?' of the church of 'Holy Moly'. I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'?" Andy Rooney, on "Cripes"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-15-2003 01:31 PM                        Rated G "The future sucks. Change it." -- Beavis  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-22-2003 02:15 PM                        Rated G He may be President, but he still comes home and swipes my socks. --Joseph P. Kennedy.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-27-2003 01:35 PM                        Rated G "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-27-2003 02:41 PM                        Rated G "Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and fresh air." --Jack Benny  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-16-2003 09:45 AM                        Rated G "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism "Life is a mystery, not a problem to be solved" ~~Albert Einstein~  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-16-2003 09:47 AM                        Rated G Playwright Noel Coward (to poet Edna Ferber who was wearing a suit): "You look almost like a man." Edna Ferber: So do you.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-17-2003 07:33 AM                        Rated G "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." ~~ Red Skelton  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-24-2003 11:02 AM                        Rated PG "Jesse Jackson attacked Rush Limbaugh today regarding Rush's drug addiction. Jackson said that Limbaugh can't have it both ways - not like being a minister and nailing your secretary." --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-25-2003 07:32 PM                        Rated G "My doctor gave me six months to live,but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." --Walter Matthau  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-02-2003 12:25 PM                        Rated G "After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids,we put her up on a pedestal.It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her." --Dolly Parton  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-03-2003 08:50 AM                        Rated G . . . . "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." ---Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged

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