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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-21-2003 12:05 PM                        Rated G "I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades.I've lost a total of 789 pounds.By all accounts,I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." --Erma Bombeck  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-23-2003 07:08 AM                        Rated G "In order for three people to keep a secret,two must be dead." --Ben Franklin  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-27-2003 06:19 AM                        Rated G "The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit." --Dwight Morrow  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-27-2003 07:36 AM                        Rated G "They added up all the people in this country who consider themselves a minority and it added up to more than the population of the country." --Bill Maher  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-27-2003 07:48 AM                        Rated G " I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." General George Patton  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-30-2003 12:54 PM                        Rated G "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -- Benjamin Franklin  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-08-2003 09:16 PM                        Rated G There is a new nail polish that changes colors as your mood changes. The darker the color, the worse your mood is. This is a godsend for guys. No more asking the wife if there is something wrong.You walk in the house,you see that black nail polish,get the heck outta there! --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-08-2003 09:35 PM                        Rated G Attractive men are supposed to have better quality sperm.Well, that doesn't make sense.The sperm of unattractive men must be of better quality. It's handmade! --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-10-2003 08:13 AM                        Rated G "Those are a success who have lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who have gained the respect of intelligent people and the love of children, who have filled their niche and accomplished their task, who leave the world better than they found it, whether by a perfect poem or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of the earth's beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best they had." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-10-2003 09:17 AM                        Rated G Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. --Victor Borge  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-10-2003 09:19 AM                        Rated G Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. --Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-10-2003 09:21 AM                        Rated G What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. --Henny Youngman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-10-2003 09:23 AM                        Rated G I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. --Bob Hope  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-11-2003 10:21 AM                        Rated G "Being with a woman never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in." --Casey Stengel  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-14-2003 05:04 PM                        Rated G "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -- Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged

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