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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-28-2003 04:51 PM                        Rated G "My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." --Walter Matthau.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-28-2003 05:13 PM                        Rated G "Over the weekend, US customs service agents seized 133 pounds of cocaine valued at $6 million from a Panamanian oil tanker in the port of Corpus Christi.They think the tanker filled with cocaine was on its way to Houston, Whitney Houston." -- Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-01-2003 08:03 PM                        Rated G "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." --Derek Bruce  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-07-2003 09:25 PM                        Rated G "It is never too late to be what you might have been." -- George Eliot  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-10-2003 07:31 AM                        Rated G "I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind." --Steve Allen  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-11-2003 08:55 AM                        Rated G "If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten,either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing." -- Benjamin Franklin  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-11-2003 10:17 AM                        Rated G "When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination." ~~Unknown  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-11-2003 10:20 AM                        Rated G "Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna. " ~~Erma Bombeck  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-11-2003 10:22 AM                        Rated G "There is a new miracle diet -- The Wall Street Diet. You buy stocks at lunchtime and lose your butt by dinner." ~~Alan Mendelson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-11-2003 11:08 AM                        Rated G "Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God desgnated one to be crazy and amuse the breast beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one." --Mel Brooks  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-14-2003 07:50 AM                        Rated G "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -- Albert Einstein  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-14-2003 07:51 AM                        Rated G "Days are expensive. When you spend a day you have one less day to spend. So make sure you spend each one wisely." -- Jim Rohn  |  IP: Logged Mathew Molloy Master Film Handler Posts: 357 From: The Santa Cruz Mountains Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-18-2003 11:50 AM                     Rated G NOTABLE QUOTES Stressed is merely desserts spelled backward. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they’re OK, you’re it. Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way. I’ve always wanted to be normal, but lately I’ve come to suspect that this is it. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 08:44 AM                       "Wagner's music has beautiful moments but some bad quarters of an hour." --Rossini  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 08:45 AM                       "Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged

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