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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-10-2003 04:18 PM                        Rated G Henny Youngman remarked once that, in his will, he is leaving his body to Julia Roberts. "If she can't wait, she can have it now," he added.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-11-2003 04:25 PM                        Rated G "I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it." --Samuel Goldwyn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-11-2003 04:27 PM                        Rated G ' "Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives." --A. Sachs  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-11-2003 04:30 PM                        Rated G "There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction." --John F. Kennedy  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-11-2003 05:18 PM                        Rated G “Love this Earth as if you won't be here tomorrow; show reverence for your Garden as if you will be here forever.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-15-2003 09:46 AM                        Rated G "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-15-2003 09:49 AM                        Rated G "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-15-2003 09:51 AM                        Rated G "A Hospital is no place to be sick." Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-15-2003 10:08 AM                        Rated PG "Texas killed another one. It was kind of a grisly death on death row, because the guy did not go easy. The first attempt failed and they just kind of wounded him. It was tough for observers to watch, and it was also very embarrassing for the executioner, because this was 'Take your daughter to work day.'" ---Bill Maher  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-20-2003 09:20 AM                        Rated G "Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name." -- Milton Berle  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-22-2003 03:14 PM                        Rated G "Tourists, have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, 'Pay? I was hitchhiking.'" --David Letterman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-23-2003 07:51 AM                        Raed G "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." --Charles Lamb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-23-2003 07:55 AM                        Rated G "He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend: provided, of course, he really is dead." --Voltaire  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-23-2003 08:11 AM                        Rated G "English is a language where double negatives are a no-no." --Alfred E. Newman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-23-2003 08:15 AM                        Rated G "When Whacko Jacko was dangling his child over a fourth floor balcony railing, do you think the baby was more worried that he might get dropped or that his father is Michael Jackson?" --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged

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