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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:27 PM                        Rated G ...... “The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-06-2003 07:47 AM                        Rated G “Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-06-2003 02:41 PM                        Rated G "More bad news for the Taliban.Remember how they are promised seventy-two virgins when they die?Turns out that it's only ONE seventy-two-year-old virgin." --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-06-2003 03:38 PM                        Rated G "It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something." --Franklin D. Roosevelt  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-06-2003 03:41 PM                        Rated G "I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." --Samuel Goldwyn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-06-2003 03:43 PM                        Rated G "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 12:06 PM                        Rated G “The root of all health is in the brain. The trunk of it is in emotion. The branches and leaves are the body. The flower of health blooms when all parts work together.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:01 PM                        Rated G "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" --Samuel Goldwyn.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:03 PM                        Rated G "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." --Alfred Hitchcock.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:05 PM                        Rated G "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." --Peter O'Toole  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:08 PM                        Rated G "Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:09 PM                        Rated G "I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper." --Gary Cooper (on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind.").  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:11 PM                        Rated G "Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award." --Billy Wilder.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:12 PM                        Rated G "This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country." --Clint Eastwood.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2003 04:15 PM                        Rated G "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett.  |  IP: Logged

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