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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-28-2002 12:52 PM                        Rated G "Arnold Schwarzenegger is hiring consultants to predict his of being elected governor of California as a write-in candidate.Voters in this state can't even punch the hole in the right place; good luck spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger on the ballot." --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-30-2002 02:13 PM                        Rated PG "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" ** Marilyn Pittman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-02-2003 10:49 AM                        Rated G "Oh,you hate your job?Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that.It's called EVERYBODY,and they meet at the bar! ." -- Drew Carey  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-02-2003 10:52 AM                        Rated G "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." -- Dave Barry  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-02-2003 11:13 AM                        Rated G Rated G "I think that's how Chicago got started.A bunch of people in New York said,'Gee,I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.Let's go west.'" -- Richard Jeni  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-02-2003 11:15 AM                        Rated G "Suppose you were an idiot . . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress . . . . But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 07:23 AM                        Rated G "A study in the Washington Post says that women have!better verbal skills than men.I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'" --Conan O'Brien  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 07:27 AM                        Rated PG "Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 08:03 AM                        Rated G "McDonald's 'breakfast for under a dollar' actually costs much more that that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery." --George Carlin  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 10:17 AM                        Rated G "I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If is is true that when you die,your soul goes up to judgment,I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things." --Bill Cosby  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 10:40 AM                        Rated G “The chemists are a strange class of mortals, impelled by an almost maniacal impulse to seek their pleasures amongst smoke and vapour, soot and flames, poisons and poverty, yet amongst all these evils I seem to live so sweetly that I would rather die than change places with the King of Persia.” --Johann Joachim Becher  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 10:44 AM                        Rated G “The Master said,Yu, shall I tell you what knowledge is? When you know a thingto know that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to recognize that you do not know it.That is knowledge." -- Confucius  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 03:33 PM                        Rated G "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." -- Robert Orben.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 03:36 PM                        Rated G "A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and appar-ently the biography lists all the men she's slept with.The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory." Bill Maher  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 03:38 PM                        Rated G "Money talks, but it doesn't always talk cents." --Henny Youngman  |  IP: Logged

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