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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-21-2002 10:44 AM                        Rated G "Sympathy is never wasted except when you give it to yourself." - John W. Raper  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-21-2002 10:47 AM                        Rated G "It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be mentally faithful to himself." -- Thomas Paine  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-21-2002 10:50 AM                        Rated G "The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere." -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-21-2002 07:50 PM                        Rated G "Friends are the sunshine of life." -- John Hay  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-21-2002 07:52 PM                        Rated G "The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship." Francis Bacon  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-23-2002 04:38 PM                        Rated G "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." -- Phyllis Diller  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-23-2002 04:39 PM                        Rated G "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." -- Phyllis Diller  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-24-2002 11:48 AM                        Rated G "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?" --Will Rogers  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-24-2002 06:42 PM                        Rated G "Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else." --Will Rogers  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-26-2002 12:30 PM                        Rated G "Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty." --Mark Twain  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-27-2002 12:12 PM                        Rated G "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." --Johnny Carson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-27-2002 01:13 PM                        Rated G "After Mama gave birth to the 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her." --Dolly Parton  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-27-2002 01:16 PM                        Rated G "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." --Emo Philips  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-27-2002 01:23 PM                        Rated G "People asked me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I'll tell you: A Paternity Suit." --George Burns  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-27-2002 01:26 PM                        Rated G "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." --Thomas Edison  |  IP: Logged

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