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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 03:40 PM                        Rated G "What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?" --Fred Allen  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-03-2003 04:50 PM                        Rated G “Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.” --Audrey Hepburn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-04-2003 07:51 AM                        Rated G “Let those that love us, love us. And those that don't, may God turn their hearts. And, if He cannot turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping!” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 04:36 AM                        Rated G "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." --Yogi Berra  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:09 AM                        Rated G "When you throw dirt..........you lose ground." --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 10:03 AM                        Rated G “Tis better to buy a small bouquet And give to your friend this very day, Than a bushel of roses white and red To lay on his coffin after he’s dead.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 10:33 AM                        Rated G "I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he doesn't like it when you join in." --Mick Miller  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 10:42 AM                        Rated G "Hey say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure." -- Ernest Hemingway  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 02:08 PM                        Rated G "I am amazed at radio DJ's today.I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron.I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." -- Jasper Carrott, English comedian  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 03:07 PM                        Rated G "Fifty-six percent of women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies!" -- Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 04:46 PM                        Rated P "Two supermarket employees got married in the deli section at the Foodline supermarket where they both work." I hope they didn't honeymoon at the supermarket the last thing you want to hear is, 'Clean up on aisle 3.'" --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:09 PM                        Rated G “When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:17 PM                        Rated G “To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:20 PM                        RATED G “There's no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-05-2003 06:22 PM                        Rted G “The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.” Unknown  |  IP: Logged

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