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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 07:28 AM                        Rated G "She said she was approaching forty,and I could't help wondering from what direction." --Bob Hope  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 09:00 AM                        Rated G "The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again" --Unknown  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 10:36 AM                        Rated G "Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke." ( --Hermann Hesse {1877 - 1962}  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 11:46 AM                        Rated G "I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better.And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house." -- Roseanne  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 11:49 AM                        Rated G "Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once." William Shakespeare  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2003 11:52 AM                        Rated G "The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time." --Friedrich Nietzsche  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 06:48 AM                        Rated G "Four members of "The Sopranos" cast have banded together to demand pay raises that would earn them $100,000 per episode.Producers say they welcome the demands because it will help the writers determine who gets killed next season." --Conan O'Brien  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 09:22 AM                        Rated G "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." -- Woody Allen  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 10:47 AM                        Rated G “To love someone who does not love you, is like shaking a tree to make the dew drops fall.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 10:49 AM                        Rated G “Though a tree grows so high, the falling leaves return to the root.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 10:52 AM                        Rated G “The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.” --Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-09-2003 08:11 PM                        Rated G "I not only get recognized - I get recognized from behind." --George Wendt (Norman of Cheers)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-10-2003 11:24 AM                        Rated G "Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade?" --Benjamin Franklin  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-10-2003 11:27 AM                        Rated G "Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them." --Benjamin Disraeli  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-10-2003 11:30 AM                        Rated G "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged

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