"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast."

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."

"The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weather is thatwhich is woven of conviction."

"There is only one life for each of us: our own."

"Live as you will wish to have lived when you are dying."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"Even if your on the right track. You'll get run over if you just sit there."

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

--Winston Churchill

"Be good and you will be alone."

"Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it."

"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake."

"A German psychologist says that women talk more thanmen because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, itevens out because men only listen half the time."

"Guys, learn this: even if you're just living with a woman you're not even married to -- give up any thought of being involved in interior decoration of the place you're going to live in. All your beer stuff, your sports mirrors,put them in storage. I've been to Wayne Gretsky's house, he's got five MVP trophies, and you know where they are? They're in the garage."

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

"There is nothing certain in a man's life but that he must lose it."