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Bob Maar
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posted 10-01-2002 01:29 PM

Rated G

"You are all you will ever have for certain."

-- June Havoc

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-01-2002 06:32 PM

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"He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints."

-- Joan L. Brannon

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-01-2002 06:33 PM

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"Do not wish to be anything but what you are."

-- Saint Francis de Sales

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-01-2002 09:19 PM

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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

--Groucho Marx

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 07:44 AM

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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

--Jeff Foxworthy

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 07:46 AM

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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"

--Dave Barry

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 04:05 PM

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"When you rise in the morning, form a resolution to make the day a happy one for a fellow creature."

-- Sydney Smith

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posted 10-02-2002 04:06 PM

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"Think that day lost whose descending sun, views from thy hand no noble action done."
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- Joseph Joubert

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 07:01 PM

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"The present is the blocks with which we build."

-- Henry W. Longfellow

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 07:02 PM

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"We are here and it is now. Further than that, all knowledge is
moonshine."

-- H.L. Mencken

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-02-2002 07:40 PM

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"After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her."

--Dolly Parton (submitted by Linc)

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-07-2002 06:59 PM

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"We thought that we were selling the transportation of goods; in fact, we were selling peace of mind."

--Frederick W. Smith, Chairman, President, and CEO, FedEx Corp

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-07-2002 07:04 PM

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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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posted 10-07-2002 07:07 PM

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"People who never get carried away should be."

--Malcolm Forbes

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Bob Maar
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posted 10-07-2002 07:09 PM

Rated R

"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with. "

--Rodney Dangerfield

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