"Tammie Faye Baker is now an advice columnist for a gay magazine. She's a good choice - gay guys see Tammie Faye and they feel they made the right decision."

"To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. The
coward despairs."

"If you do not find peace in yourself, you will not find it anywhere
else."

"The peace is won by accompanying God into the battle."

The secret of all those who make discoveries is that they regard nothing as impossible."

"Map out your future, but do it in pencil."

"There are so many things that are incredible about me. The most amazing is my humility."

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy."

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."

--Henry Miller

"Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift
whatever the day brings forth."

"That which does not kill me makes me stronger."

"God brings men into deep waters not to drown them, but to cleanse them."

"A winner is someone who recognizes his God-given talents, works his tail off to develop them into skills, and uses these skills to accomplish his goals."