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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 01:11 PM                        Rated G "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." --Johnny Carson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 01:19 PM                        Rated G "There is talk on Capitol Hill of cutting the national beer tax in half. Today Bush's daughters said, 'Dad Rules'" --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 01:26 PM                        Rated G "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." -- Josh Billings  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 01:27 PM                        Rated G "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 01:29 PM                        Rated G "I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody." -- Louis L'Amour  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 05:32 PM                        Rated G "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." --Hesketh Pearson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 05:36 PM                        Rated G "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. " --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-20-2002 05:48 PM                        Rated G "Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens." --Carl Jung  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 10:06 AM                        Rated G "A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." - -Caskie Stinnett  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 10:07 AM                        Rated G "In Nevada,voters rejected a ballot measure that would have legalized small amounts of marijuana.Opponents said legalizing pot would have sent the wrong message to Nevada's young gamblers and prostitutes." --Conan O'Brien  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 10:11 AM                        Rated G "For most people, Veteran’s Day is the day we recognize this country truly is the home of the brave.Except,of course, Winona Ryder,who thinks of it as the land of the free." --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 12:43 PM                        Rated G "According to a survey in this month's 'Glamour'magazine,61% of men say they will call a women afterhaving sex on the first date.In defense of the remaining 39%,they said they would call the woman if they could just remember her name." -- Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 12:57 PM                        Rated G "I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he has read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading." --Lord Conesford  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 12:59 PM                        Rated PG "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" --Homer Simpson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-21-2002 01:02 PM                        Rated G "Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings." --George Will  |  IP: Logged

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