posted 07-22-2005 01:50 PM                   

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Q: Will you ship to America?
A: Shipping to the US will cost ~$500 according to Fedex / UPS website. I will ship to the US if the buyer covers the cost of shipping.

Q: is the speaker easily interchangeable with any other 12" subwoofer?
A: Yes, totally interchangable Regards Andy

Q: How about a real question... Is the stand included?
A: Yes, the stand is included... and the speaker cable adorned with gold plated 4mm plugs.

Q: Will it include any anti-attack firing batteries to ensure my girlfriend doesn't mount a sneak attack? I suspect she is a rebel sympathizer.
A: It's defenses against girlfriends are a known weakness... hence the reason it's on ebay

Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter, Red 2.

Q: Do you still have the plans for this death star or have they been stolen?
A: I find your lack of faith disturbing...

Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?
A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.

Q: Please can you confirm whether it is the black or red thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the Main Reactor?
A: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

Q: Does it have an artifical gravity generator?
A: No, it relies on real gravity.

Q: What sort of defenses does it have, if on the off chance.. there is a Rebel attack. I don't really want to cough up for this only to have it destroyed by some pesky X-Wing fighters.
A: It protects itself by oscillating the atmosphere around it at low frequencies. An X-Wing would fall apart before it got close.

Q: I appreciate you not being able to offer shipping - would you be able to give me a hand loading it? I don't think it will fit in my car, do you think it would be possible to get it on a roof rack? Thanks.
A: I can give you a hand of course. Being a sphere I'm not sure it would be suitable for a roof rack. I've never tried, but it would probably go in a hatch back with the seats down.

Q: I have a "Cloud city on the gas planet Besbin" AV receiver. Are they compatable?
A: The Death Star cannot be powered by line level alone, you could not destroy a planet with line level. It needs an external amplifier, you can buy mine

Q: Does it include a tractor beam?
A: For health and safety reasons I decided not to include a tractor beam. If you recall, it all started to go wrong for Darth Vader following the use of such a device.

Q: If I can't collect, can it fly through space to me instead?
A: That would require a pilot of considerable skill.

Q: A speaker you say? so it's NOT a moon. Do I get lots of little Storm Troopers living in it too??
A: I'm unable to disclose this information, you may be part of the Rebel Alliance.

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posted 07-31-2005 12:16 AM                    

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I love this one! WOW only $900 for a Kintek POS amp! WHAT A DEAL!

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The last one of those I removed was taken out to a field the next day and put out of its misery with a 30-06 . Its the best cure there is for a Kintek.

Mark

posted 08-04-2005 06:40 AM                       

quote: Daryl C. W. O'Shea

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Nice. I think I'll head down the highway and run some carbons behind a pair of BX-60s tomorrow. Or at least swear at a MG

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posted 08-04-2005 03:54 PM                    

quote: Jeff Stricker

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The Brenkert streamline outfit in the Ebay auction Phil posted is actually a BX-60.

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posted 08-05-2005 01:00 AM                       

quote: Daryl C. W. O'Shea

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nor do I drive an MG. I'm currently driving a company vehicle -- a POS Toyota Four Runner.

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