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Topic: Hey you, you suck! (AKA: Outing bad film handlers)
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Daryl C. W. O'Shea
Film God

Posts: 3977
From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from)
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted 03-15-2003 11:43 PM
Outing: Famous Players Jackson's Square, Hamilton, ON, CA. Auditorium: 'Strand' Showing: 4:10pm, Saturday March 15, 2003
1. This screen has had a hole in the centre of it for I don't know how long now... it looks bad and you suck!
2. Whoever built up your print of Tears of the Sun should be sent back to the concession stand. Their ability to platter scratch the entire show is second to none. YES IT WAS YOU!!! You managed to scratch every ad, trailer, Famous Players feature snipe and reel of the print in the exact same spot.
3. Somebody managed to misthread a roller in the week you've had it. The nice green emulsion scratches down the centre-right of the entire print complimented the black base side platter scratches nicely.
4. Learn how to clean out your gates. I was disappointed with your consistency on this issue. You only managed to totally destroy the Dolby Digital track on reels 2, 3 and 4. What happened to wrecking the track on 1, 5 and 6? The aperture dirt was very nice too -- it adds to the theatre's 'old fashoined' setting.
5. Speaking of destroying the digital track, your analog reproduction is great. You might want to try aligning that analog pickup... listening to the sprocket holes go by for half the film gets annoying!
6. I have never seen a print at this theatre that hasn't been absolutely filthy, this one included! Not one. Not even the day after it opens. In fact, I can think of only one that wasn't somehow scratched.
Now I was going to go through all of this with a manager, but like usual nobody was around -- except for their idiot concessionists that don't know what it means when you say 'no I don't want to upsize my popcorn, this is already costing me $9 for a small drink and a large pop'.
Bottom line: See what happens when you let all your experienced projectionists go? YOU SUCK! Am I ever glad that I don't receive prints from you, to show them would be the most embarrasing thing I've ever done.
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Jon Miller
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 973
From: San Diego, CA, USA
Registered: Sep 1999
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posted 03-16-2003 02:34 AM
For those of you who haven't experienced the joy of film festival projectionist duty, I can confidently say the larger the festival, the more suckage you will likely experience, especially when most of the prints come from from countries where shipping prints on cores is the norm. Unfortunately, it is difficult to assign blame for a poorly-handled print if it was last run outside of your home country and the shipping data is removed from the cardboard box the cans came in. That said, I am compelled to vent over the first print I made up for the 2003 San Diego Latino Film Festival...
Whoever last ran "El Segundo Aire" before it was sent to Madstone Theatres Hazard Center, ¿como se dice en español?-- you suck! To wit...
Ends not taped down...

I have no idea how this could have happened, but the end was not taped down on this one, either...

This time, the end was taped down in feeble fashion, but this reel did not even come on a core. Notice the loose leader...

Here's a beauty of a cue-tape job. What automation could require doing film wrong this way?...

I guess one tail ID isn't enough. A conga line is more like it...

I'll give credit for the print arriving tails out. However, the head and tail leaders were attached to the wrong ends of the print, with masking tape to boot (save for the one loose head I mentioned earlier) and with no regard for reel numbers. (Each head and tail had a reel-number imprint which, while not exactly large, is not hard to overlook if you're paying attention).
Finally, the print had a fair amount of dirt (I brought in my Christie film cleaner and my personal supply of FilmGuard to use on the prints I ran, but the cleaner had a hard time with some of the junk on this print, especially near the splices).
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Neil McGovern
Film Handler

Posts: 35
From: Sheffield, UK
Registered: May 2002
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posted 03-16-2003 09:50 PM
To whomever last showed A.I. UK27:
Thank you. Your wonderful piece of make down was an amazing tool for me to show one of my little trainee projectionsts how not to break-down a print. Your crimes are as follows:
a) Reel 1 in bottom of shipping box, without a can. Underneath the other cans. b) Head is *gaffa* taped on. Tail out, emusion in. c) Reel 1: no head. d) Reel 2 head has reel 1 tail attached, Reel 2 head found neatly folded in can. e) Reel 3 has no core. Head out, emulsion out. f) Reel 4: due to your speed control while making down, there's a few large spikes here that have crushed the edge of the film, into the picture area. g) Why have you cut 20 secs from the middle of reel 5? You have returned them with the print, and they are in perfect condition, with a note scribbled on some scrap paper reading "Middle of R5 is here. It got taken out because it was quite violent and we were showing the film to kids". Certificates anyone? And as for the splice, for your future reference: a frame has 4 sprockets, not 2. Which begs the question: e) What piece of your equipment will produce a cut sprocket every 3 sprockets, for half a reel? (reel 5 again). f) Reel 6. Thank you for folding the dolby digital ST slightly for the entire reel. I can now show my trainee what the little 'F.' looks like in the CP500. g)Is that a big scratch I see running the length of reel 7? I believe it is. h) Reel 8. Please explain this one. Anyone on film-tech. Please. HOW can you possibly remove 20 seconds worth of edge (the entire SDDS primary track area) from a film, and still run it through a projector?
At this point, after I had already spent 6 hours repairing damage, I returned the film, and got another copy sent.
How do you plead?
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