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Louis Belloisy
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 120
From: morris, ct usa
Registered: Jun 2006
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posted 05-16-2008 11:56 AM
Our little theater is about 2 hours north of Manhattan. No offense to anyone from Gotham City.
We get a lot of New Yorkers at our theater on weekends and some of them can be very difficult.
I was doing a theater check and heard a whimpering sound coming from the back of the theater. When I approached a middle age lady, I could hear something coming from the seat next to her.
Me: Madam, whatever you have in that bag is making noise, what is it? Her: Its my dog, "Precious" Me: Madam, dogs are not allowed in the theater, Health Department rules. Her: But Precious goes everywhere with me. Me: Madam, only seeing dogs are allowed in the theaters. Her: How do you know she is not a seeing eye dog? Me: She is in a dark bag, she could not see anything. Her: Well, I am not leaving, do you know who I am? Me: To myself, (Oh Boy, Now she is having an identity crisis) Me: Madam, you have to leave, I will refund your money or give you a pass. Her: Give me my money back, I will never come back here again. Me: To myself, thank God for small favors.
Two weeks we had an Indy film that she could not resist, she was back, without Precious.
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Mike Blakesley
Film God

Posts: 12767
From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 05-16-2008 02:19 PM
I don't think I ever posted this story before but it's still a good one. Happened a long time ago.
This kid was sitting in the theatre just yaking away during the movie. After two or three warnings, we finally kicked him out. On the way out he yelled, "I'm never coming back here again!!" My brother in law Tom (business partner at the time) said, "OK, that's just fine."
Well a couple of weeks later, this kid started dating one of our concession girls. They came to the movie on one of her "off" nights. Tom said (to the girl) "Well, you can come in, but he said he never wanted to come here again, so we're keeping his word for him." Of course the apologies and begging started at that point, but Tom held firm.
After several ruined attempted movie dates, the kid finally came in by himself one night, all humble, apologized profusely and said he'd learned his lesson, would never talk in a movie again, etc. So we started letting him come in again and had no trouble with him (or any of his buddies) after that.
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Chris Slycord
Film God

Posts: 2986
From: 청주시, 경북도, South Korea
Registered: Mar 2007
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posted 05-16-2008 09:34 PM
louis,
Related stories: People complained to a security guard that a small dog was walking around the auditorium. Not being the brightest person I've ever met, he had to ask a manager what to do and she obviously told him to kick her out. The woman claimed the dog sat with her in her purse the whole time. Needless to say, she was kicked out; if the dog were sitting still it wouldn't make sense for multiple people to complain about it walking and it's not allowed in the place anyway.
They also once had a guy who I think was homeless buy a ticket, and tied up his dog outside. The mall's security workers saw the dog, untied it and called animal control. When he came out of his movie he ranted at the manager and asked for his money back (apparently it's the manager's fault that he illegally left a dog unattended). Obviously, he got no refund.
Though the BEST pet story was when this couple brought in a freaking gerbil in one of those plastic balls that let the things run around. Myself, a manager, and another lead were telling her "We can't possibly let you in with a rodent; that's DEFINITELY against health codes." She actually was surprised. She got us to have the ball and gerbil placed inside an open, empty cardboard box inside the office and the thing ran around inside that thing while her and her husband watched the movie. And we obviously threw away the box shortly after.
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Robert Crabtree
Film Handler

Posts: 91
From: Largo, FL
Registered: May 2008
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posted 05-31-2008 04:09 AM
Not a customer rant, but an odd experience to say the least. As a note, I am half deaf and wear aids in both ears.
Earlier this week, a call came from the box office that two men were here to see *specifically* me, which had the managers on duty wondering why the Feds were in to see me.
I make my way from the office down to the lobby, and I see the men in question, and one of them is gesticulating fluidly, and I figure out what I'm walking into.
As I come to face one of the men, he introduces himself all the while signing to me. "That's very considerate of you, but sadly, I don't sign". We make a minute of small talk about the odd circumstances behind that, and he gets to the reason for him and his silent partner's visit. "We're with a religious organization that provides materials to the Deaf/HOH, and while we were in the mall, someone suggested we stop by and visit you."
Someone recommended me for conversion?
Him and Silent Bob leave, to join their comrades in a pick-up truck, which included 3 women in very long dresses. Rogue Texas polygamist long.
When the staff found out why the mysterious men came to talk to me, they laughed at the thought of anyone trying to convert a degenerate like me.
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