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Author Topic: Husbands & Wives System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 09-03-2018 01:02 PM                 It has been 514 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 09-03-2018 01:02 PM                        Rated PG... While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?” He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement. She said, "Check the garage."  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 06-04-2019 01:48 PM                        Rated G..... A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Meg bsomething nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a smart phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though." “What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 07-01-2019 01:15 PM                        Rated PG.... "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "What do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.  |  IP: Logged

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