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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)

Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 12-26-2002 09:26 PM

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Money Matters

Since I'm not Dr. Phil, money does matter...

Money used to talk, then it whispered. Now it just sneaks off...

Money has wings and most of us see only the tail feathers.

Joe: Money doesn't bring happiness.

Moe: Can you prove it?

Joe: Sure, you take a guy with 40 million dollars.He ain't any
happier than a man with 37 million dollars.

It takes twice as much money to live beyond your means as it used to.

Both men grabbed for the check after eating lunch together. The man to get the check said, "Either you're losing your grip, or I don't know my own strength." [Big Grin]

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