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Author Topic: Bars & Pubs Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:14 PM                       Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:15 PM                       Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:15 PM                       Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:15 PM                       Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:16 PM                       Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:16 PM                       Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:16 PM                       Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:17 PM                       Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:17 PM                       Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:17 PM                       Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !"  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:17 PM                       Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:18 PM                       Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:18 PM                       Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:18 PM                       Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:18 PM                       Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."  |  IP: Logged

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