Woody Allen said in interviews that after so many years of seeing a psychiatrist, he's stopped. Well, you know... if you've been getting therapy most of your life and you end up marrying your daughter... it's obvious it's not working...

A man in Kenya has reportedly found a way to make paper our of elephant dung. You've heard of number 2 pencils? Well... this will be number 2 paper.

Cher admitted in an interview she has had plastic surgery, but denied she had a rib removed to make her waist smaller. She said she had a rib removed so scientists could make Calista Flockhart.

Jayson Williams of course has been arrested for accidentally shooting and killing his limo driver. He won’t be announcing the game this weekend, NBC has put him on a leave-of-absence – for 15 to 20 years! -

A new survey found that teens drink 25 percent of the alcohol in the United States. The survey was conducted by the dumpster behind 7-11.

Big news in the TV world. Next month on Fox they will show a boxing match between Tonya Harding and Amy Fisher. I guess after Mike Tyson's behavior, boxing officials wanted to bring dignity back to the sport.

Bad news for New Yorkers and out-of-towners. Cab fares will be going up. But don't worry – you’ll still be getting the same low service. -

"According to the 'Home & Garden' network, some women get more satisfaction from doing housework than from having sex. I understand that. At least when they're doing housework, they get to finish."

Shoot for the moon & if you miss you are among the stars.That was one of life lessons my mother taught me.

"Have you seen this commercial for Viagra? The guy comes home, he's rushing around, he's cleaning the house, he's cooking dinner, he's setting the table, he's putting flowers and candles out before his wife gets home.

Do you think women watching the commercial go, 'Never mind the sex. Where do I find a pill to get my husband to do all of that?'"

I once dated a guy who was so dumb-he could not count to twenty-one unless he was naked.

"You know, we make fun of President Bush a lot. But seriously, it's nice. It's nice to have a president who's busy coloring eggs instead of trying to fertilize them all the time."

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be
praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."