"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."

--Eleanor Roosevelt-

"I am a marvelous housekeeper.Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf

Real love stories never have an ending.

"I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money."

"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

"Everyone has a talent.What is rare is the courage to nurture it in
solitude and to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads."

--Erica Jong

"I know of no way of judging the future but by the past."

"I belong to Bridegrooms Anonynous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoad and hair curlers to burn my toast for me."

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."

"I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter."

"Just as courage imperils life, fear protects it."

Quotes From Sports Commentators~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."