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Tristan Lane
Master Film Handler
Posts: 444
From: Nampa, Idaho
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 06-23-2007 03:57 AM
Uhggg.... Rover = Lucas =
I've been battling crappy Lucas engineering on my Jaguar ever since I got it. "Prince of Darkness" certainly applies to all vehicles made in Britain during the prince's rule.
Anyone else notice JD Power ranked Ford higher than Toyota this year for reliability? Now that they own and engineer Rover and Jag, I bet their quality and reliability will continue to improve greatly.
Aftermath of Lucas "Engineering":

Note that half of the injector hoses are missing, as well as the distributor cap, and the entire wiring harness. I think the rust on the bellcrank and the fuel rail was caused by whatever they used to put the fire out. This was caused by an incorrectly installed aftermarket stereo by the previous owner.... Go figure. There's brown wires running all over this car that are unfused and hot at all times. Lucas, in all of their wisdom, would install in-line fuses near the component, rather than at the source. So the stereo wiring resulted in a cascading effect on the wiring in the engine compartment. Suprisingly, the heat didn't warp the hood, and the paint still looks shiny. The v12 is a total loss due to the expense of restoring the fuel and ignition system. I'm planning on dropping an LT1 into the car instead. If anyone over there in the UK can source me a brake/clutch pedal box, I'd be happy to reimburse you for the part,shipping, and a little extra for your effort.

Gimme Delco or Packard electronics any day over this crap.
Edit:
I just ordered some factory smoke, so that I can keep the Lucas legacy alive in my car !!
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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000
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posted 06-24-2007 06:42 PM
Some bumper stickers my Mazda mechanic (who also collected and worked on British cars) had on his MG:
quote: The reason the British drink warm beer is because they have Lucas refrigerators
quote: The parts falling off this car are of genuine British origin
Other evidences of love for Lucas - the aforementioned Prince of Darkness:
Possible explanation of Lucas quality philosophy: A gentleman does not motor about after dark.
Lucas lamps do not create light, they "suck dark".
Factory Motto: Home before dark.
Electrical Theory by Joseph Lucas:
Positive ground depends upon proper circuit functioning and the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as "smoke." Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work; we know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of the electrical system, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing. When, for example, the smoke escapes from an electrical component (i.e., say, a Lucas voltage regulator), it will be observed that the component stops working. The function of the wire harness is to carry the smoke from one device to another; when the wire harness "springs a leak", and lets all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterwards.

RIP Lucas
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