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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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 - posted 07-08-2008 05:10 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Yawn...

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Allison Parsons
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: East Peoria, IL
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 - posted 07-08-2008 06:27 PM      Profile for Allison Parsons   Author's Homepage   Email Allison Parsons   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Phil,
Please post more pictures of naked men butts [Smile] Preferably cute bums, not hairy ones.

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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Tony Bandiera Jr
Film God

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Allison, please don't encourage Phil.. [Smile]

A racer friend sent me this...:

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I told him I guess I'm perfectly qualified then.. [Smile]

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Dave Ritchie
Film Handler

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From: Thames, New Zealand
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Nope my mind is just dirty

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Brian Michael Weidemann
Expert cat molester

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From: Costa Mesa, CA United States
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 - posted 07-09-2008 06:04 AM      Profile for Brian Michael Weidemann   Author's Homepage   Email Brian Michael Weidemann   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I think that lamp-is-a-lie version belongs in the Photoshop Disasters thread. The original looks like a fine painting, a perfectly clever painting, by some poor unknown artist doing a classic play on figure/ground, or something similar.

The "woman" is a questionably passable attempt to Photoshop that painting in over a real photo. The anatomy of the thighs, and the flat lighting on her posterior don't look natural. Plus there's a slight variation in her skin tones.

Anyway ... BOTH "inspirational" styled posters ruin the subtlety of the original work by slapping you across the face with the joke. I think it's a cool work; but now it's just some lame internet gag.

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Robert Minichino
Master Film Handler

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From: Haskell, NJ, USA
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 - posted 07-09-2008 08:52 AM      Profile for Robert Minichino   Author's Homepage   Email Robert Minichino   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ceci n'est pas une lampe. It'd be much better if someone bothered to put more effort into the final result, but still lame. [Smile]

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Mark Strube
Master Film Handler

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From: Milwaukee, WI, United States
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 - posted 07-11-2008 12:30 AM      Profile for Mark Strube   Author's Homepage   Email Mark Strube   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Took these over July 4th weekend while camping on Rock Island in WI. (It's at the tip of the peninsula.)

Ladybug at the beach...

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My first successful star trails photo, a 22 minute exposure. It's amazing how much you're able to see once away from the city lights...

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Jim Cassedy
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From: San Francisco, CA
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Parking at The Marina Theater (or anywhere in San Francisco's Marina District)
can be hard to find. Here's one way to solve the problem: You can fit 2
of those new mini "smart-cars" into 1.5 normal sized parking spaces.
That leaves half a space left over, so........
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Mark Ogden
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Got sent this one from a guy in Florida. A woman he knows went to the bakery department at a WalMart Supercenter to order a cake for a going-away party. The girl at the bakery asked her how she wanted the cake decorated. Her reply was:

"I want it to say: 'Best wishes Suzanne', and underneath that, 'we will miss you'."

And what she got was . . .

. . . wait for it . . .

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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I think that cake was shown on the Tonight Show.

Jim, those cars are soooo smart. God damn! Hella intelligent! I'd really like to see what happens to one of those things in a wreck.

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Jon Miller
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Well, Joe, since you asked...

It's only one accident, but apparently getting rear-ended by a 20-foot cargo truck and sent careening into another delivery van is survivable in a Smart Car, as evidenced here.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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quote: Joe Redifer
I'd really like to see what happens to one of those things in a wreck.
For me, it brings up visions of it being the ball in a pinball machine...

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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So what happens when they invent and even smarter car? What will they call it? Will the current Smart Car be downgraded in its intelligence classification?

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Charles Greenlee
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Savannah, Ga, U.S.
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 - posted 07-22-2008 12:06 AM      Profile for Charles Greenlee   Author's Homepage   Email Charles Greenlee   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Okay, so I don't feel so bad in my Del Sol now. If one of those scoots can take a lick, surely mine can. :-)

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