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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-22-2010 05:54 PM                      |  IP: Logged Sam Graham AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues. Posts: 1431 From: Waukee, IA Registered: Dec 2004 posted 11-22-2010 07:11 PM                        For one thing, I was looking forward to being groped. It's not like anybody else is groping me.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-22-2010 07:56 PM                      |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-22-2010 08:23 PM                        I am with you Sam -- I have no problem with it, and it's free! -- ususally when I make similar arrangements, there always seems to be a charge. Are they going to let us pick the TSA agent? Do you think they might post their pictures in the craigslist profiles. I mean, it's always good to know what you are getting into.  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 11-22-2010 09:10 PM                     With my luck, instead of a Taylor Lautner lookalike the TSA agent who gropes me will be fat, ugly..and a woman! "Can't touch this!"  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-22-2010 09:25 PM                     Y'Know... If they hired a bunch of female security guards with big hooters and dressed them up as "naughty prison guards" I bet they'd have guys lining up to be searched!  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-23-2010 12:28 AM                        Defintions: Really good sex is if just before you leave, she doesn't ask you for an extra twenty.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-23-2010 09:33 AM                        I like the new TSA scanner-proof underwear that is showing up. Companies in Colorado and Nevada are producing the things. My favorites are the locally-produced ones that have slogans printed on them like, "objects on screen are larger than they appear."  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-23-2010 01:05 PM                        No no, Paul. These people have no sense of humor at all; there is no such thing as "a joke" to a TSA agent. And they have the power to arrest you on the spot for ANYTHING they choose. You put something they consider "an attempt to thwart the security system" in your crotch and you are in the holding cell in the blink of an eye, showing off what's under your humorous X-ray-proof patch to a bevey of those fat, ugly STUPID TSA agents. And then there will be no question if what's under that patch is indeed larger than it looks on a scanner....or not. Nah, you don't want to kid around with these people. Seriously. I'll bet those funny figleaf shorts constitute "probable cause." They have been given absolute power and you do what they say or else you will be quickly in a situation where you have to PROVE to their satisfaction -- whatever that may be -- that you are not a terrorist. An instance where they don't have to prove you are guiltyl you are guilty until you can prove your are innocent. "Look officers....see, I've got nothing up in there; please put down that colonscope."  |  IP: Logged Manny Knowles "What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???" Posts: 4247 From: Bloomington, IN, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 11-23-2010 01:09 PM                     Yeah. What Frank said. Don't mess with those guys. They have power and it's gone straight to their heads. I'm more inclined to either drive or just not travel unless I have to. The terrorists have won.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-23-2010 03:31 PM                        Backlash is definitely building. TSA is a huge waste of money. Last time we went to Orlando (October) there were at least 10 agents standing there WATCHING US GET OFF THE PLANE. Wtf??!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-24-2010 04:57 PM                        TSA - "Thousands Standing Around" or "Too Slow for Arby's". At least I won't have to deal with those wannabee feds trashing my roadbox for a couple of weeks. I have a PM to do at a theater that I can drive to. Next install job I fly to (unless something else pops up) isn't until ABQ next month... You guys have a great Thanksgiving!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 11-26-2010 11:20 PM                     Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical-school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.  |  IP: Logged Chris Slycord Film God Posts: 2986 From: 청주시, 경북도, South Korea Registered: Mar 2007 posted 11-26-2010 11:26 PM                     quote: Paul Mayer My favorites are the locally-produced ones that have slogans printed on them like, "objects on screen are larger than they appear." Personally, I like the one that reads off the 4th Amendment.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-26-2010 11:39 PM                     quote: Adam Martin Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical-school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. You're talking about Delta, sir.  |  IP: Logged

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