Bill Clinton might be moving. With him he is bringing a lot of stuff which he calls memorabilia, but everyone else calls it evidence. 

Q: How much can Monica Lewinsky hold in her mouth? 

Q: What did Monica say about Bill's sex drive

A: Like his presidency, a lot of talk leading up to it but then he didn't do much .

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinski and a Hoover

Dear Friend:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to
raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We
originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in Washington,
D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jessie
Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never
tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he
had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left
after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worth
while project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance...

What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinski answer?

There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon,
it will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.

More on Clinton and the Military

What baseball team did Clinton play for? - The Dodgers

What's the difference between Clinton and Jane Fonda? - Jane went to Viet Nam!

What's the Clinton weight-loss program? - Running from the draft!

THE SHADY BUNCH
(Sung to the tune of "The Brady Brunch")

Here's the story,of a First Lady,
who was fighting off three very naughty girls.
All of them have had Her Man, like the others,
the youngest one... oral.

It's the story, of a man Slick Willy,
who was busy with three sharks of his own.
They were four men, dodging each other,
over a land deal blown.

Till the one day when Lewinsky met this fellow
and they lied about the times He was her Lunch,
then this group, it somehow became scandle.
That's the way they all became The Shady Bunch.

The Shady Bunch...The Shady Bunch...

Rated R

Hillary and Chelsea are having a mother\daughter talk one night. "So you have been in college for a while now, have you had sex yet?"…

"Not according to dad!"

SPECIAL BULLETIN:

Buddy, the First Dog, is missing !

Description:
Buddy has the Presidential Seal tattooed on his right inner thigh.

BILL's BOLOGNA SONG

My baloney has a first name,
It's "I did not inhale."
My baloney has a second name:
"I wasn't getting tail."

Q: What do you get when you ask Clinton to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"?

POSSIBLE NAMES FOR THE STAIN ON MONICA'S DRESS:

SONGS FROM THE CLINTON SONGBOOK:

The Masturbata
(sung to the tune of "Macarena")

The country’s mad at me, they say that I’m an addict,
always wanting sex anyway that I can have it.
Starr is won’t let me be, so I guess I’ll have to jack it.
Hey Masturbater!

Sitting in the office, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Grab for a Penthouse; the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!